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[emmasoler @emmarsoler]

@bikenewyork me: looking forward to 5 boro ride for months
you: can’t get a working portal up :(

[emmasoler @emmarsoler]

@celiafealstaub i guess only women can reproduce though so..who knows

[emmasoler @emmarsoler]

me watching titanic for the first time at age 23: what theory of ethics does “save women and children first” align with

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@celiafealstaub if they were really focused on utility they would save the men. kantian deontology for the win

[emmasoler @emmarsoler]

queens is the Philadelphia of the nyc boroughs

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from one piece of thoughtful, research-based self improvement reading to the next

[emmasoler @emmarsoler]

is the pandemic ever gonna end

[lizzy mcalpine @LizzyMcAlpine]

some men are just. so foul.

[emmasoler @emmarsoler]

rose is a baddie

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titanic is real?

[kathhhh @katherout]

why is the punishment for making my own dinner more dishes… it’s just not right the incentives are a lil OFF HERE!!!!!!

[emmasoler @emmarsoler]

i want my brain massaged

[Max Reality 📺💕 @MorganLea921]

Dad: "let me take a picture with your Christmas present"

Me in my head: THE PIT PROVIDES

@GameOfRosesPod

[emmasoler @emmarsoler]

cause there’s no part of it that’s worth the money for the quality of food you get. it’s purely convenience.

[emmasoler @emmarsoler]

takeout is literally the most luxurious

[SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm]

i don’t know what wordle is because i’ve had sex

[emmasoler @emmarsoler]

a search engine where you put in a few key food ingredients you have in your fridge and it spits back recipes from @nytfood, @bonappetit. @alisoneroman etc that you could make

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SKRT

[Bicycle Coalition of Greater Philadelphia @bcgp]

We received word from the Streets Department that repairs to the Race Street gate along Schuylkill Banks may begin as soon as next week. Stay tuned.

[emmasoler @emmarsoler]

me: let’s do something fun tonight
celia: like make extremely intricate miniature dollhouse furniture like I do every night?