elma fudzinski

very nice bitch & aspiring friend

[elma fudzinski @emmarudzinski]

Well I once told my new roommate and her boyfriend I’d never met that I thought it was “adorable” that my cat threw up in his litter box bc it was like “a person puking in a toilet” so ya I’m pretty good at first impressions

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Hey @elonmusk fuck you

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Hey @elonmusk you suck

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Hey @elonmusk why are you such a dick

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Fave tweet of all time

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Hey @realDonaldTrump you suck

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@deepriversnacks just pulled a very long hair out of my bag of salt and vinegar chips :(

[elma fudzinski @emmarudzinski]

Hey @realDonaldTrump you suck

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Hey @realDonaldTrump fuck you

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Fave tweet of all time

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Hey @elonmusk why are you such a dick

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Hey @elonmusk you suck

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Hey @elonmusk you ruined twitter

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Hey @elonmusk fuck you

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I miss twitter

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Not @Uber secretly overcharging my poor mother $50 for her first trip… no wonder I use @lyft

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Bathrobes shouldn’t be $200

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My friends when they saw my Spotify wrapped

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I miss twitter

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Never forget my boyfriend legitimately thought I clogged the kitchen sink with bracelet beads

[elma fudzinski @emmarudzinski]

@StreamOnMax Umm what the actual heck is happening w the 90 day tell all