Emma Schroeder

modern day breakfast enthusiast

[goose @hostile_goose]

I'm just a simple goose enjoying a complex beverage

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

Happy laborday cant stay long gotta get as many summer left I sunglasses while in a hotdag bun corn corn melons hurry

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

Why accepting that you may be wrong is the greatest moral, intellectual, and creative leap you can make: http://t.co/v7nQBwwFHd

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Never a diva. But occasionally a real dick.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

the truth "doctors" doesn't admit: most childs that get vaccinate will turn into adult human being instead of glorious birds. Coincedence???

[Emma Schroeder @emmaschroederr]

Me all week

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

You're probably right.*
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*You're wrong, I just don't want to seem like a dick about it.

[Emma Schroeder @emmaschroederr]

@jenniferserwin when ur caught up for yesterday but also so sleepy and didn't need any of new reading for essay😃😃so u just dont read tonight

[Emma Schroeder @emmaschroederr]

Pray for @jenniferserwin and Emma in their terrible decisions in reading schedules

[goose @hostile_goose]

who doesn't love a good fucking noodle

[Emma Schroeder @emmaschroederr]

English is fun. And I love it. @jenniferserwin @juliaatierney #mrleal

[goose @hostile_goose]

im offended by kindness and gluten free bread