Emma Smith

[Haley Ott @haleyjoelleott]

“Black lives have always mattered. We have always been important. We have always meant something. We have always succeeded regardless. And now is the time. I ain’t waiting,” @johnboyega just told #BlackLivesMatter protesters in London’s Hyde Park

[bort @millerIowlife]

weapons of mass adorable-ness

[Eric Billeter @EricBilleter_25]

My number neighbor fried the shit out of me

[innocent drinks @innocent]

We’ve made a new drink. It’s blue. It’s tasty. It’s blue. It’s good for you. It’s blue. It’s made from apple, lime, guava, and coconut water. It's blue. It’s boosted with vitamins. It’s blue. It's the perfect subject for a Venn diagram.

Did we mention it's blue?

[Emma Smith @emmasmithh96]

@lvvsm The first one was when you woke up this morning 🤨

[christina rotondo @christinaroto]

my mom put oil on her bird feeder to keep squirrels from stealing the bird food and

[Kate Preusser @KatePreusser]

Amazing, Norman Rockwell invented Twitter

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Or second or third brothel https://t.co/iYYJ1NehOe

[Black Mirror @blackmirror]

We know how this goes. https://t.co/1nTDxuOrlD

[lizaqueef @bonelesspussy]

Women don’t care about bullshit like this. Give us affordable feminine products, don’t tax us for them. Give us equal job opportunities. Let us breast feed in public. Don’t tell us we were asking for it when we’re raped. https://t.co/yteo1ucc97

[Emma Smith @emmasmithh96]

@lvvsm Watch when you come back and I chuck you and your Yeezy’s off the damn balcony 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

[Emma Smith @emmasmithh96]

@lvvsm Two against one, sweetheart. How do you like your chances?

[Emma Smith @emmasmithh96]

@lvvsm You love me and my sarcasm. So much so that you decided to live with me 🤷🏻‍♀️ it’s the life you chose hun x

[Emma Smith @emmasmithh96]

@lvvsm I like to forget about all the bodies I’ve buried at the end of the year. What about it?

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

This would make my daughter cry for a hundred years and I have no intention of converting it into wallpaper for her bedroom ceiling, you sick bastard. https://t.co/72tWtGvgEt

[Élise🐣 @eliseosafo]

When you try to sing all the parts of Bohemian Raphsody.