Emma Jane

Know the offside rule, don't know my left from my right and I have never ever eaten a tomato.

[❣Heather❣ @heatherdws]

How bloody amazing is this ❤️🇳🇴

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

Funny the things you hold onto, never look at and never think about. It was an incredible experience and only £25! #michaeljackson #dangeroustour

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

This!!!

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

@Ellie9691 For the love of god can someone tell the commentators to shut up!!

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

@TeamGB @worldcurling The commentators are driving me crazy 🤪 stop talking!!!

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

@Matt_Pinner You should look up Matilda De Braose, and her fate at Corfe Castle, your picture is stunning

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

This is good 💯

Pope Francis wrote this in the Hospital.
“The walls of hospitals have heard more honest prayers than churches...
They have witnessed far more sincere kisses than those in airports...
It is in hospitals that you see a homophobe being saved by a gay doctor.
A privileged doctor saving the life of a beggar...
In intensive care, you see a Jew taking care of a racist...
A police officer and a prisoner in the same room receiving the same care...
A wealthy patient waiting for a liver transplant, ready to receive the organ from a poor donor...
It is in these moments, when the hospital touches the wounds of people, that different worlds intersect according to a divine design. And in this communion of destinies, we realize that alone, we are nothing.
The absolute truth of people, most of the time, only reveals itself in moments of pain or in the real threat of an irreversible loss.
A hospital is a place where human beings remove their masks and show themselves as they truly are, in their purest essence.
This life will pass quickly, so do not waste it fighting with people.
Do not criticize your body too much.
Do not complain excessively.
Do not lose sleep over bills.
Make sure to hug your loved ones.
Do not worry too much about keeping the house spotless.
Material goods must be earned by each person—do not dedicate yourself to accumulating an inheritance.
You are waiting for too much: Christmas, Friday, next year, when you have money, when love arrives, when everything is perfect...
Listen, perfection does not exist.
A human being cannot attain it because we are simply not made to be fulfilled here.
Here, we are given an opportunity to learn.
So, make the most of this trial of life—and do it now.
Respect yourself, respect others. Walk your own path, and let go of the path others have chosen for you.
Respect: do not comment, do not judge, do not interfere.
Love more, forgive more, embrace more, live more intensely!
And leave the rest in the hands of the Creator.”
—Pope Francis

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

@DrHWazir My son was given the incorrect medication and diagnosis from a Practitioner, we just assumed that they were a GP and trusted their judgement.

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

@Thurston_FW @I_Dont_Know_Her Nick Grimshaw

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

@MartinSLewis Joint spends account, joint bills account and I have a run away account (actually my personal account for family treats and household emergencies) works well for us.

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

@JojoRy77 Absolutely! 😂

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

When you tell a work mate that you feel
Like you’ve been ‘hit by a bus’ and he says ‘ I was hit by a bus this morning on the way in!�� No words … bring on the Xmas holiday 🤦🏻‍♀️❤️

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

@AngelaRayner Angela love, where are these extra people’s children going to go to school? See a Dr, get a prescription see a Dentist.

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

@thran_legacy Pectus carinatum

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

@meauxkazaar @NxlAnglo So was mine and my food bill was £25 a week! Crazy ���

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

@fuzztownshend you absolute gent, made a great day even better - thank you 🙏🏻 ❤️

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

@Betterhelpers your staff seem to think they can shut the windows, turn off TV’s and lights in the gym 45 minutes before closing!! Not acceptable or safe.

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

@easyJet Have done ✔️

[Emma Jane @emmasposts]

@johnbrown1325 @oldenoughtosay @hellohistoria This was my son’s favourite thing, one of the staff members at the museum told him that they’ve never scanned it or investigated it at all ‘ just in case it has Witch inside!!’ They were captivated 🫣

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Most surreal photos you'll ever see - thread 🧵

1. Eruption on Mount Etna gives the illusion of a Phoenix in the sky