Emma Thompson

It's pronounced like FEMA but without the f and with a short e sound

[Emma Thompson @emmat106]

Someone who is selling tires on Craigslist put my number as the contact so I thought, why not try to get rid of these old things

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

this is like watching my parents get back together

[Matt Ford @fordm]

Okay, I'm starting to come around on this ChatGPT thing

[carol anne @CarolineTmoney]

beautiful day but not trying to like it too much, being normal about it

[sea @concrettewall]

CONGRATS @phoebe_bridgers

[Emma Thompson @emmat106]

A fairy dies every time I’m carded at the movie theater

[Emma Thompson @emmat106]

It’s good day to have friends in the medical field (optometrist)🥰

[Emma Thompson @emmat106]

I’m being so brave right now (not eating all of my concession food before the movie starts)

[Emma Thompson @emmat106]

the worst part about dating is having to rediscuss all the books on your shelf that you’ve never read

[Emma Thompson @emmat106]

@wichita1001 oh no! I hope you get back on there sometime soon

[Emma Thompson @emmat106]

today I decided I35 sucks. I won’t be doing that anymore. I will be taking another road less travelled and I will get to all my destinations faster and in a more fun way.

[Emma Thompson @emmat106]

I love calling a doctor a short king to humble them. They don’t even have to be short. You can just call them that

[Emma Thompson @emmat106]

@wichita1001 yeah!🙌🏻 hope you get to where you’re going!

[Emma Thompson @emmat106]

I can never delete twitter my feed algorithm is too good

[David Iserson 🆗 @davidiserson]

Hey twitter, my nana is missing. She is easily disoriented and needs special medicine. If you see her please do not chase!

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

The captain just announced this on my flight. People are clapping, cheering. Some are hugging.

[Justin Fenton @justin_fenton]

Marilyn Mosby says her office received DNA testing on skirt, pantyhose, jacket and shoes of Hae Min Lee. No DNA recovered from first three; DNA mixture of multiple contributors on Lee's shoes. "Most compellingly, Adnan Syed's DNA was excluded."

[pj @pjayevans]

Showing a picture of Dobby to my doctor and asking how that happens to someone

[pj @pjayevans]

I hope the grinch finds god this year