Overheard at Target: “Yeah, I used to buy the chopped up watermelon for a million dollars, then I asked myself, why am I not buying just a regular watermelon?”
As much as I love the outdoors and sunshine and having my windows open and dogs
...if the little dog across the street doesn’t stop barking I WILL LOSE MY MARBLES
I’m sitting on my couch on a Saturday night eating McDonald’s watching Catfish tearing up because I want a relationship like Antionette and T-Lights lol