Emma Crowe

Don't worry, be happy.

[AUTHOR In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA]

Snow as a metaphor for purity

[AUTHOR In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA]

She grabbed my hand and brought me back to her apartment in the village and smiled and poured cheap gin and told me to count her freckles

[AUTHOR In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA]

I'm just not finding your protagonist relatable. Have you thought about making her a "him"?

[AUTHOR In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA]

Drafting my tinder profile:
"Foster wallace, Joyce, whiskey, kierkegaard. Let's spend long nights discussing philosophy and literature."

[Emma Crowe @EmmaTeatum]

I laughed. You will too. https://t.co/kUgRiRMYcG

[The Common @commonmag]

Author Uber reviews via @mcsweeneys:
Robert Frost
“Refused to go my route, said he knew a lesser trafficked road.” https://t.co/Z9NXbksFMj

[Emma Crowe @EmmaTeatum]

google search: how to return Louisiana purchase

[Emma Crowe @EmmaTeatum]

11:11 what could everyone possibly be wishing for

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Experts say the wage gap won’t close until 2186, probably around the same time women perfect asexual reproduction and toss us in the ocean.

[Emma Crowe @EmmaTeatum]

#VoteMITMonkeyBallers #RedBullFlugtag

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Delete your account. https://t.co/Oa92sncRQY

[Emma Crowe @EmmaTeatum]

when your uncle and aunt enroll their son in a multisports camp and their 5 yr old daughter in an etiquette and cooking camp...

[Emma Crowe @EmmaTeatum]

brb naming my first child Hodor

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Too many girls and women are still suffering from domestic violence and sexual abuse and that must end.

[conor hankinson @ConorTripler]

*sits 27 hours for an oil on canvas portrait*
omg delete that. Bartholomew i'm serious do not fucking hang that in the Great Hall

[Emma Crowe @EmmaTeatum]

@willfinty @meeraonthewall7 is this you

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I am confident I would win.

[Emma Crowe @EmmaTeatum]

when your team thinks it's okay to host a mandatory "pimps and hos, CEOs and hos" tournament where you are the ho and your partner the CEO

[Emma Crowe @EmmaTeatum]

Pro Tip: inform your hairdresser that you would like to keep approx. 3x more hair than you would actually like to keep