Emma Witz

a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls.

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Open for a surprise

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 16 Jul 2011 (via @twi_age).

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@RR_Durham We weren’t meant for the grind 😫😫😫

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@RR_Durham I think about this daily

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I love how HR meetings are just adult dorm meetings

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Has anyone checked on promposals lately? Are they still alive and well?

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Every time I come back to work after the weekend it is a conscious decision not to respond to emails in the key of “ok get well soon!!!💞” and “LOL right 💀💀💀”

[sincerely, ivy marie. 💫 🔜 D23 @sincerelyivy]

The CDC says it’s now safe to take one of those new fangled trolleys down to the drug store soda fountain and meet the boys for a cold sarsaparilla.

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@RR_Durham Noooo! Have you looked into VIP kid?

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@RR_Durham Try DoorDash/instacart to fill in the gaps! It saved my life when I was between jobs 🙌

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@RR_Durham My brain went here

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@Battle_of_Witz: you know what’s crazy? There is someone out there right now who still has a sun setter retractable awning.

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@RR_Durham me!

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@hwig_ I have watched both of these movies in the last 24 hours

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Mentally, I’m here

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How did Diana the musical make it to Broadway but we are still waiting for bombshell

[nw@l @nastywomanatlaw]

"why are you crying?"

because bears sit and look at good views

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@lizzieduze G!lbert

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@tina_glenn_ ☕️

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@_frozenthaw_ Not forever. Hang in there, friend 💗

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@cherishdanae MISS U CHOO

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That’s it, I’m gatekeeping Shmigadoon. If you don’t get the golden age references, you haven’t earned the show.