Emmy

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

can we normalize NOT confusing someone’s FREE time with their availability

[InkMasterbator @InkMasterbator]

Y'all worried about the price of eggs, I'm worried if I'll be legally defined as a human being tomorrow. We are not the same.

[trash jones @jzux]

requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?"

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

adhd is RIDICULOUS, like why am I holding my pee because “peeing is boring”

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

I've noticed that anyone driving slower than me is a dumb-ass and anyone driving faster than me is a maniac

[David Archuleta @DavidArchie]

I’m an ex-Mormon, of course… 🤷🏻‍♂️
Pre-save #HellTogether here: https://t.co/bBOK1R3xT2

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

nobody commits harder than a dad who lingers at the entrance to the family room pretending he’s uninterested in the show ur watching on tv

[Emmy @emmers0330]

@CrumblCookies 🤣

[Emmy @emmers0330]

@CrumblCookies Twix!!

[Emmy @emmers0330]

@CrumblCookies Went to the fall out boy concert last night! And going to the dbacks game for the fourth!

[Emmy @emmers0330]

New ink.

[Emmy @emmers0330]

@voldemorgoret I absolutely love them. My two best friends are Taurus 🥰

[Emmy @emmers0330]

Hi twitter, I’m officially married to my best friend ❤️

[Emmy @emmers0330]

Maybe the meds will make everyone want me back in their life. Because let’s face it unmedicated me is a bitch and annoying

[Emmy @emmers0330]

@PanicAtTheDisco ‼️

[Emmy @emmers0330]

All my friends are slowly disappearing and I don’t know what I did

[Emmy @emmers0330]

The way people literally bully their toddlers for views on social media really shows that some people should not become parents and this is why we should have a choice. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk