Emily Kirkpatrick

Future nurse, Mama, music lover, comic book nerd, crafty witch.

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

hi I have a question about nursing school and my question is what the fuck

[Emily Kirkpatrick @emmersprime]

@codebluememes I ask myself that every single day

[Jay Arnold @JayArnoldTX]

Taco Bell is the only fast food place I roll up to with no ordering game plan. I just let the menu speak to me. The Bell will tell me what I need. My mouth may be moving but I am just the instrument of a supreme design.

[Emily Kirkpatrick @emmersprime]

Thanks Xenturion Prime for spending 1,145 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Moving On. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/wdmuWLar8D

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

My 7 year old was adamant that kids have a 2nd stomach for dessert and as an ophthalmologist, I suspected she was wrong but couldn’t be sure, so we consulted Netter’s atlas of human anatomy and sure enough, my 7 year old is full of shit.

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

let's cancel all our plans,
live somewhere far,
just you and i~

[Corydon (Cory) W. Wilson MD, MS @CorydonWW]

We need to replace the phrase “it’s not rocket science” with “it’s not renal physiology”

[Glen O'Humeral @HumeralO]

[Ordering X-rays]

Reason for order: I need to see their bones

[Rosemary Mosco (Bird And Moon Comics) @RosemaryMosco]

This comic is making the rounds again. It might be my favorite that I've made.

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

“What music should we use for the classy background, boss?”

“Anything is fine, it’s not like people are going to look closely”

[Chadi Allam @Allam93]

🫀Left atrial ‘pinball’ thrombus!
Video by @MujeebZubair

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Biden woke up and started signing legislation like he'd been up all night with the ghosts of Elections Past, Elections Present, and Elections Yet to Come

[Dr. Longissimus @DrLongissimus]

Date night Neurons

🤝

Action potential

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

I want an American girl doll who was killed in the Salem witch trials

[Michael Justus @mhjrad]

By age 30 you should have learned and forgotten the Krebs cycle at least 3 times

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

getting drunk and renaming musical instruments based on their vibes (thread)

1. Doot Tube