emmie twee

Dartford born and bred

Currently, trying out stand-up
Will probably be something else next week

Gigs in link!

[emmie twee @emmietwee]

@ChrissyTondina Oh that’s a shout. I know I never lived there but you did for about 5minutes in the 70s so I guess I can just claim that can’t I! And besides, Dartford is only about 5mins from Bermondsey anyway

[emmie twee @emmietwee]

Things people don’t tell you about doing comedy:
You will be ill every 2 weeks, without fail.

[emmie twee @emmietwee]

God I love saying team
#TheApprentice #TheApprentice2023 @bbcapprentice

[Jake Graham @AlbionJake]

My favourite thing about The Traitors success is that the UK seems to finally be bored of watching beautiful, young and rich people on reality TV. Normal people will always be more interesting and compelling. Please take note when casting Big Brother, ITV.

[Toby DB @tobyfrombath]

Indie bands naming themselves 2002-2008:

[emmie twee @emmietwee]

@guardian Throwing soup over a painting you know is protected to get media attention is creative and minimal damage is done. Trapping people of Dartford and Grays in their homes, obstructing them from their livelihoods and medical care is terrorism and leaves irreparable damage.

[emmie twee @emmietwee]

@Conservatives The laws are in place. What you need to do is stop giving people cause to protest.

[emmie twee @emmietwee]

@Sammi112233 @JustStop_Oil @Conservatives @Dartford_CA @Dartford_Labour To get to an appointment today, I cycled. Luckily, I could cycle but not everyone can, especially if it’s urgent. I’ve seen so many tweets talking about how this is for the benefit of everyone. How can it be when it begins with trapping people in their homes.

[emmie twee @emmietwee]

When @JustStop_Oil try to justify the “trivial inconveniences” to “fellow humans” caused by their actions, show them this

@Conservatives @Dartford_CA what is being done? Our town can’t be held ransom like this, it’s a form of terrorism.

#DartfordCrossing @Dartford_Labour

[emmie twee @emmietwee]

We’ve been spent the last 2 years enduring “trivial inconveniences”. We’ve had enough.

[emmie twee @emmietwee]

From the whole of Dartford @JustStop_Oil

[emmie twee @emmietwee]

@Marc_Kav_ @misterstevehs @FranckLeroy_ @linmac232 @JustStop_Oil It’s disappointing that you think people will listen to your message with these methods. I don’t even disagree with the message, but it’s very difficult to stand by people who are this disruptive and obstructive. It is an attack on people’s lives who are already petrified.

[emmie twee @emmietwee]

@FranckLeroy_ @Marc_Kav_ @misterstevehs @linmac232 @JustStop_Oil Obstructing and disrupting the lives of innocent people, cutting off their access to health care and from being able to make a living is an attack.

[Dartford Labour @Dartford_Labour]

What we said verses what Dartford Tories are saying we said.......we wonder why they felt the need to change it......must have hit a nerve.

[emmie twee @emmietwee]

Let’s call this what it is.

@JustStop_Oil #DartfordCrossing #dartfordbridge

[bernard barbur @killroy2222]

When Taxi drivers were going to protest a few years ago by blocking bridges the Police told them it would be treated as an act of terrorism, so how comes protesters can block the Dartford crossing and not even be arrested.

[Dartford Labour @Dartford_Labour]

It's odd how Dartford Conservatives including the MP, have lots to say about protesters causing issues on Dartford’s roads today, but have been. silent for years about the congestion Dartford residents face daily - and the government’s inability to act on it.