emily

the future is bright if we can ebb with the flow

[shipra @shipranotes]

Watching your collection of books grow is actually so fun until you have to move

[vince @fathermencken]

all im ever thinking about is when my next opportunity to eat salmon will be

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[WARHORSE @JPWARHORSE]

When I see a little charcuterie board at the party

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[ali @probablyalissa]

We are the granddaughters of the grandmas you couldn’t run over with reindeers

[. @seattleiminyou]

Sometimes the wrong piece of chicken will make you want to join PETA

[trish @ultragloss]

adding in the fake battle scene that wasn’t in the books is still the best choice a movie adaptation has everrrrr made

[emily @emmschro]

in the era of generative ai, this is very endearing to me

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Apple has revealed they created their new streaming intro practically and captured it in-camera.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

when we drive in your car i'm mamdani

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

And when it's Zohran Mamdani what then

[Gabe Gottlieb @xgabegottliebx]

Everyday.

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Me when I go to Trader Joe’s.

[wanye @xwanyex]

Moon has been nuts lately. You need to be noticing the moon.

[James Austin Johnson @JAJCenter]

Stoked it's finally fall I can finally go off with my fall fits

[emily @emmschro]

everyone clap!!

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

I ain’t dead yet!

[reece♰ @reeceollld]

ughhhhh i didn’t fix my entire life this weekend FUCK