Emma Edwards

not I, but Christ

[juulian @100dollajuul]

we made the walmart yodel boy on sims

[Conner Payne @conpayne77]

When your mom mistakes your crab for a giant spider...

[Emma Edwards @emmuhedwards]

@FHSDisney Yes!!! And when referencing a year, the apostrophe goes BEFORE the year! '17 not 17' 💁🏻 #petpeeves

[Emily Schwartz @emilycschwartz]

Everyone in #BachelorNation when they hear the Nick and Vanessa are over. #TheBachelor

[Filipé @filipway]

1970: By 2017 we will have flying cars

2017: https://t.co/n2eyPbjLE2

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

I'm sorry Blake, this is awkward, but that's not a police car. You vaped in front of a water service vehicle.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/ecn6aVHstX

[Emma Edwards @emmuhedwards]

@janellekcook I am not a liberal and I completely agree!!

[Emma Edwards @emmuhedwards]

@rakapinkerton Thank you Raka!! 💖

[Emma Edwards @emmuhedwards]

@_maura__ Thank you thank you!!

[Emma Edwards @emmuhedwards]

@MadisonTrudell Thanks so much Madison! 😊

[Emma Edwards @emmuhedwards]

@ElleTrudell Thanks sweet girl!! 💖

[Emma Edwards @emmuhedwards]

@lil_kim101 Thanks girlie! 💖💖

[Dennis Farrell @DennisFarrell]

Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message

[Emma Edwards @emmuhedwards]

@Emilysapp15 they've done this in Fayetteville too!! At Wilson Park 😂

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

You tried not to vomit or yell?
No, you just sat there quietly like a little bitch.
Ignored, irrelevant, wishing you were a man.
@ciccmaher