Tabito

Cybersecurity & Data Analytics. When I'm not securing data, I'm solving riddles or tracking the crypto markets. 🚀 ₿

[Nicotine Dreamer @cold_and_quiet]

nigga raped him without even giving him a kiss. fuckin cold is what that is

[Formula 1 @F1]

SIR LEWIS HAMILTON.

Securing his first Pole Position since 2023! 🤯💨

#F1 #MexicoGP

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Wow 😪

[ALIEN OF AFRICA 👽🛸 @THEREALALIEN_1]

“Hardwork”

Una Dey craze 😂😂

[acce @accekid]

Christian who got killed by Saul, watching Paul walking through Heaven

[LaVozGalactica @Lavozgalactica]

Nadie ha vuelto a lograr el nivel que logro Cristiano Ronaldo en 2008.

[Curiosidades Europa @CuriosidadesEU]

🥹❤️🖤 Antes do clássico contra a Inter, Kaká foi oficialmente colocado no Hall da Fama do Milan. Mais de 70 mil pessoas cantaram o nome dele, e o brasileiro não segurou as lágrimas.

O lugar não podia ser mais simbólico. Foi justamente num clássico contra a Inter, em 2003, que ele marcou o primeiro gol com a camisa rossonera.

Depois vieram 307 jogos, 104 gols, o Scudetto de 2004, a Champions de 2007, da qual foi artilheiro, o Mundial de Clubes e, no mesmo ano, a Bola de Ouro e o prêmio de melhor do mundo da FIFA.

Mais cedo, ele escreveu aos torcedores: "Alguns momentos mágicos são inesquecíveis, e alguns amores nunca acabam."

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐊♟️✝️ @ChessLordK]

Lionel Messi is still struggling to say a single word in English meanwhile Cristiano Ronaldo can already speak fluent Arabic 😭😭😭

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

What is this😭😭

[Sad Papichulo. 🥲🍑 @Chief_Papichulo]

You know why I stopped commenting on the pictures of my female mutuals???

I was actively supporting all posts and appreciating all these fine women until one babe called us “Comment Section boys” 🤣

[𝘄𝗶𝗰𝗸 ✰ @realwick_]

lobistars nearly kpai Ruth this day 😂💔

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Japan is the most civilised country on earth.👏🇯🇵

[🌹M.A.D.D.Y🌹 @amadaoffor]

God abeggg

You watched me downgrade from Peak Milk to Loya, and from Loya to Cowbell.

Don't make me buy Kremela, abegggggggggggg.😭😭😭

[Michael Scofield🩶🦅 @Adebayo_Faboro]

Na after dem confirm wire dem do this music. Check ham…some don enter clothing business, some start label, one leave music go study law, one turn dancer, one turn music producer 😂😂

[willinilli @willismallz]

God sef na joker, instead make e comot brain use create women, e go comot ribs

[Moore @Accoid]

Whenever fathers come for their kids assessment during open day it’s always loud and funny . This dad was beside me assessing his daughter’s work, you know how quiet everywhere can be in a school setting the man;

In a loud voice ; This your “Je m'appelle” is very baaad ah han! ordinary Je m'appelle .

Me: Trying my hardest not to laugh out loud.

The man again, habaa you cannot spell hypertension? Hypertension that’s doing everybody .

I started laughing like idiot in that place 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

Chelsea fans no fit talk too much, Man U fans no fit talk too much.

Everybody just dey guide. 😂😂😂

[Damage Control Notes @DODCNotes]

Doctor Doom isn't going to beat the Avengers in Doomsday with brute force. he's going to tear the team apart in five minutes just by proving Doctor Strange lied to them.

Strange holding up one finger in Endgame only worked because nobody else had the Time Stone to fact-check him. the second Doom stands in front of Peter Parker with Tony's face and convinces the team there were thousands of timelines where Tony could've lived, the Avengers are going to turn on each other before Doom even lifts a finger.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

😂😂

[Stikesh 7 @Stikesh3]

Like father like son keh, my papa no knack the kind babes wey I Dey knack at my age.