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[emmy @emmybonderer]

I have THE BEST friends & support system ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[emmy @emmybonderer]

Monday’s, amirite? @annabonderer

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Get up.

6-year-old: Why?

Me: It's Monday.

6: I can't do this every week.

[emmy @emmybonderer]

Missouri: driving past a girl scraping frost off her windshield in shorts.

[emmy @emmybonderer]

For anyone wondering if my Monday got better, this is paper cut number three and I’ve had three more paper jams

[emmy @emmybonderer]

Idk about you guys but I think a multi- paper jam in the printer and a paper cut is one of the best ways to start a Monday morning

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: It's Monday.

4-year-old: No thanks.

I didn't know it was optional.

[emmy @emmybonderer]

today i was outsmarted by one of my five-year-old dancers. i said, "did you cut your hair?" and she said to me, "no Abigail's mom did!"

i should've known.

[emmy @emmybonderer]

her phone, wallet... (for the second time that trip) and then we had to uber to meet the uber driver who had it all. good times huh, em? ;-)

[emmy @emmybonderer]

every time I uber I think about the time @emmaoverschmidt left everything she had on her in an uber in Aus (including her dignity)

[emmy @emmybonderer]

@SimplyJake12 https://t.co/vzsyplvvxI

[emmy @emmybonderer]

can anyone explain to me the order of friends in @Snapchat now because I honestly cannot think of a logical explanation for it

[emmy @emmybonderer]

@emmaoverschmidt but seriously. They’re hideous 😂

[emmy @emmybonderer]

@halestobias I know!!!! I saw their vid for Ellen’s birthday and didn’t recognize them!

[emmy @emmybonderer]

@emmaoverschmidt hope you brought your flannel lined boots !!!

[emmy @emmybonderer]

@Makenleakay my favorite human 💕 thank you. Love u love u love u 👯

[emmy @emmybonderer]

@Purina #DogThanking he loves us as much as we love him.

[emmy @emmybonderer]

What I'm gonna end up doing instead of studying for finals @emmaoverschmidt @cayden_sears @simshady18 https://t.co/Fd999dcWAi

[Rufio @RufioRadio]

Please release this collab @Imaginedragons @thegreatkhalid! #AMAs

[iHeartRadio @iHeartRadio]

All the feels. @ladygaga #AMAs