Emily Baker

future surgeon. coffee obsessed. knower of obscure Harry Potter facts.

[Ms D 🌈 @msdwrites]

A few weeks ago I asked a builder I was interviewing if he had trouble getting his tradies vaccinated and he said, “Only one, who was worried he didn’t know what was in it, and I said, ‘Daz, who makes your ketamine, mate? What’s in it?’” and Daz apparently went and got a vaccine

[Dr. Nina L. Shapiro @drninashapiro]

6 BILLION Covid Vaccines have been given around the world.

I think it’s safe to say they’re safe.

[Christina Johns, MD MEd @DrCJohns]

(Not) Breaking News:

Parent of a teenage boy reporting here- kid fully vaccinated, didn’t get myocarditis after his Vx. Is perfectly fine. High school year begins as planned.

We don’t hear much about these uneventful stories, but maybe we should hear about more of them.

[Emily Baker @emneedzcoffee]

@JReinerMD Lmao tell him he’ll be alright. He got all kinds of vaccines at basic training. Just be happy he didn’t have to get anthrax.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

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[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

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[Emily Baker @emneedzcoffee]

@ASlavitt Can you imagine being this dumb…

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING NEWS: Police arrest ALL THREE Arizona men who stormed into an elementary school principal’s office with zip ties and threatened to place her under citizens’ arrest for mandating that students wear masks. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THEY MUST ALL BE FOUND GUILTY!

[Emily Baker @emneedzcoffee]

@blondemedSJW I have a good friend who’s father is a pharmacist that took Ivermectin after he was diagnosed with COVID. Granted this individual was vaccinated, but he claimed all symptoms disappeared in two days. I’m assuming the vaccine had way more to do with it than the shot.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

They’re right. I don’t know what’s in that vaccine.

I also don’t know what’s in Hydroxychloroquine. Or Robotissin. Or tea. Or anointing oil. Or the blood of Jesus. Shit, I don’t know what’s in people’s thoughts and prayers.

Also, I eat hot dogs.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Pfizer vaccine is FDA approved unlike that pre workout you’ve been taking that makes your skin vibrate.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Arnold Schwarzenegger loses a major sponsorship from a sports nutrition brand after calling Trump’s anti-maskers “schmucks” and telling them “screw your freedom.” RT IF YOU’RE PROUD OF ARNOLD FOR STANDING TALL AND HAVING THE GUTS TO CALL A SPADE A SPADE!

[Morgan in J1 @morganinj1]

FRAGORD 2, EXORD 218-20 was published to update guidance on certification
of honorable service for purposes of Naturalization.  There is no longer a
requirement for a Soldier to complete 180 consecutive days of active duty or
one year of satisfactory
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[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

BREAKING: A Texas school board has found a loophole in Greg Abbott's ban on school mask mandates by instead adding masks to the district's dress code.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Remember when we were the Taliban?

A thread

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

I’m not sure who needs to hear this but: Medical experts publish their work in medical journals not on YouTube.

[Emily Baker @emneedzcoffee]

@ktjuice13 I’m in Texas and I don’t want Texas to be like Texas…

[Kalee Grassia, MD @KaleeGrassiaMD]

Please get vaccinated so I don’t have to hold any more kids hands while I tell them we are going to have to put in a breathing tube to “give them a break from working so hard”. If you are unvaccinated, this is on you #COVID19 #GetVaccinatedNow #PedsICU

[Amy G Dala MD @AmyGDalaMD]

Me to tween: is your friend vaccinated?

Tween: well she was the only one also wearing a helmet when biking so I'm assuming so 🤷‍♀️