jp

clumsy audhd poet, pokemon enthusiast & horror movie aficionado

[jp @emobandtshirt]

new coat goofin’

[jp @emobandtshirt]

this shirt is insane out of touch nepo garb

[liv ✪ ⚓︎ 𓏲ּ𝄢⌛️misses tucker ☹️ | 9-1-1 spoilers @livsqfterglow]

@soclosetoguts like you can’t tell me this doesn’t sound like teenager dirtbag 😭😭

[Awesomust @awesomust]

Aaaaaaand THERE you go. What we all knew this was about. Like every authoritarian surveillance dystopia, it’s not about behavior or crime, but opposition to tyranny

[Israel Exposed @xIsraelExposedx]

We have launched https://t.co/FGNM1BZkOG - a searchable database of pro-Israel political money in US politics.

It includes:

11,168 named donors, searchable + employer
523 members of Congress and the money behind each one
Senate + house votes on resolutions to block arms transfers
165 candidates the network built fundraising pages for
105 recipient committees in the Democracy Engine conduit data, every row linked to its FEC filing.
Full methodology, sources, and a member-by-member reconciliation

How we got it:

One of these networks misconfigured its website/ left its front door open, and a memeber of our team was able to walk in and take the info. They've patched it since, but not before the data was downloaded and secured.

We encourage you all to look up your own representatives.

Please follow our backup accounts @ZionismExposedx and @IsraelExposedAr

[jp @emobandtshirt]

okay fuck it someone doxx the entire executive board

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

BREAKING: 30% chance of a recession next year

[jp @emobandtshirt]

literacy crisis on full display

[たくマッスル @tachu_muscle]

【お腹まわり】を爆速で引き締めたいなら

この筋トレ20回×3セット
この筋トレ20回×3セット
この筋トレ20回×3セット本気でやってみ。

腹筋がウルトラ鍛えられる上に、腸まで刺激されて、お通じも良くなるから、マジでウエスト細くなるよ。

[sunshine ☀️ revival @SeanMombo]

it’s nice that the addiction with the highest suicide rate has been exploding in popularity and is able to be advertised and used basically anywhere

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

MAGA chud youtuber Cam Higby has a BRUTAL panic attack and vomits in his mouth while trying to defend Israel during his first time on National TV.

This gotta be some kind of divine intervention, holy shit 💀

[jp @emobandtshirt]

jump scare

[Heidi Montag @heidimontag]

Matcha 💚

[jp @emobandtshirt]

not a single word from the bible

[Lorenzo | Meta Ads & Performance Creatives 📈 @lorenzo_pravata]

A shower head brand you've never heard of is outscaling Jolie on Meta.

Jolie did $40M last year. This one pulls more monthly traffic and almost nobody talks about it.

We tear apart accounts like that every week. Book a free audit and we'll do yours.

[jp @emobandtshirt]

yes

[dhee @hdstaremoji]

Namasenda - Lucky (2026)

[clauds ⋆˚꩜｡⋆ @sillyfui]

UNDERSCORES X ZARA LARSSON X PINKPANTHERESS AT ALL POINTS EAST

[jp @emobandtshirt]

TRANSA is so good too

[shrek is love, mugler is life❤️‍🔥 @itsbleekerxox]

she did this on a daytime tv show broadcast (the most conservative block of scheduling) and with her whole chest on NBC’s dime 😌

I cannot express to you how much you should vibe with kelly clarkson - the ONLY winner of american idol

[jp @emobandtshirt]

just found these gems

[jp @emobandtshirt]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anthony @KirbyCheatFurby]

one of the funniest lines from anything ever

[Keegan Schultz @keeganschultz]

@willfulchaos You mean

[Jake Romm @jake_romm]

responding with ABUSE OF POWER COMES AS NO SURPRISE when you get the form rejection email