𝗲𝗺𝗼𝙟𝙞𝘴𝘶𝘴

Original emoji-centric comics and public service announcements. View in the mobile Twitter app. He/Him (case sensitive).

[𝗲𝗺𝗼𝙟𝙞𝘴𝘶𝘴 @emojisus]

is @SuperMarioMovie canon?

i just checked the original game and the Mario character is unceremoniously killed by a goomba in the first six seconds.

strange that the film chose to retcon such a pivotal event.

[𝗲𝗺𝗼𝙟𝙞𝘴𝘶𝘴 @emojisus]

and when you’re a star, they let you do it.

[SPACE.com @SPACEdotcom]

Astronomers have discovered the first evidence that tiny red dwarf stars can devour their own planets. https://t.co/eJ2hIlSfup

[𝗲𝗺𝗼𝙟𝙞𝘴𝘶𝘴 @emojisus]

#agreegious

[TIME @TIME]

"The most dangerous part of AI might not be the fact that it hallucinates—making up its own version of the truth—but that it ceaselessly agrees with users' version of the truth," writes Arianna Huffington.

"This danger is creating a modern sycophancy crisis in which the over-agreeableness of AI is leading to very disagreeable results" https://t.co/ZPzex3cC3T

[𝗲𝗺𝗼𝙟𝙞𝘴𝘶𝘴 @emojisus]

by alaska law the democrat in this scenario is to be listed on the ballot as Dan Hussein Sullivan

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

Alaska Landmine: Dan Sullivan files to run against Senator Dan Sullivan (R) in the Alaska Senate race

[𝗲𝗺𝗼𝙟𝙞𝘴𝘶𝘴 @emojisus]

iPhobe

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

Smartphones are evil, they're ruining society, and we need to just stop!!

[𝗲𝗺𝗼𝙟𝙞𝘴𝘶𝘴 @emojisus]

I.P.Oo, 2026
@AnthropicAI @OpenAI

[Tat Thang @tatthang]

My friend said every AI app logo looks like a butthole.

Now I can't look at them normally anymore.

[𝗲𝗺𝗼𝙟𝙞𝘴𝘶𝘴 @emojisus]

.
@Republicans: We need an attack strategy on @JamesTalarico.

GOP Strategist: “Tala-freak-o”

@Republicans: …

GOP Strategist: get it? cuz he’s a FREAK!

@Republicans: …

GOP Strategist: That’ll be $9000.
https://t.co/FVUSNwoFb0

[𝗲𝗺𝗼𝙟𝙞𝘴𝘶𝘴 @emojisus]

but queens prevented from enlisting

[𝗲𝗺𝗼𝙟𝙞𝘴𝘶𝘴 @emojisus]

sent all the drones off to iran

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration is closing the nation's primary bee research laboratory.

[𝗲𝗺𝗼𝙟𝙞𝘴𝘶𝘴 @emojisus]

#TheBruiseBrothers

🎩 🎩
😎🙏🏽😎
🖐🏻👔 👔🤚🏻
👖 👖

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

oh my god -- Trump's hand is looking nastier than ever today

(Kent Nishimura/AFP via Getty)

(That's RFK Jr's left hand next to his in the first shot)

[𝗲𝗺𝗼𝙟𝙞𝘴𝘶𝘴 @emojisus]

@Sarahhuniverse gushin’ roulette

[𝗲𝗺𝗼𝙟𝙞𝘴𝘶𝘴 @emojisus]

as anyone who’s seen star trek understands, it’s simply because aliens speak english
https://t.co/XlvTTENQwI