Elisabeth

ig: Liz.morehouse

[Jon @giftedrascal]

The vet told us that James needs to lose a bit of weight. We have to stop giving him treats. I've been feeling sorry for him & giving him treats in secret. Found out my wife has too. So James has been getting more treats than ever before

[🧏🏾 @HawkesAFC]

haven’t eaten in 3 paychecks, her sage green dior purse comes first

[sky @eternalllyblue]

@FunnilingusLA if i walked in to tell my therapist i was no longer in a relationship and she said “i know your ex told me” that would be my joker origin story

[Matthew Welty @MatthewJWelty]

Dressing like this all fall, pickles included.

[Elisabeth @emorehouse9]

Quite literally

[レオン | 인연 @LeeBrowski]

Basically.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This is the greatest Twitter thread ever

[Dr. Nut @Dr_Nut_]

This how you supposed to act when your girlfriend ask you to get them some water

[Jadream @londonst6]

Why he acting like this lasagna will save our relationship 😭

[Preciou.sss🌷🧡🐘 @PrincesssssPre]

-This lil boy in Walmart coughed and said “please lord I’m only 8” 😭😭🤣🤣

[toxic king @toxicking]

By the time I remember to text back it’s too disrespectful to even do it

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Trans men have periods. I feel nothing. The end.

[courtney @courtneylwilson]

the smell of the desert after rain is easily in my top 10. 🌵

[Dr. Nathan Currie, LCSW @AskDoctorNate]

I bought myself a house, after 4 months of work (and waiting out my apt lease) I moved in, slept my 1st night in it. When I was a boy in foster care I used to think before sleep, “someday I’ll have my very own house and nobody will tell me I have to leave”. Now that is true. 🏡