Em

hello, hope you’re doing good :-)

[Sophia Bush @SophiaBush]

Well thanks! ♥️

[david @_elvishpresley_]

[reading wedding vows]

me: apples…

bride: what?

me: oh no

bride: did u swap vows for the grocery list

me:

bride: this was a destination wedding

me: i know

bride: $2000 a ticket to get here

me: right

bride: dont fuck this up

me: i got this

bride: good

me: bagel bites

[Em @emorgan31]

Today @brenna_neu and I’s morning consisted of sending each other funny tweets from across the hall and then waiting for each other to laugh. This isn’t the first time and won’t be the last.

[Em @emorgan31]

Girls can be so damn two faced it AMAZES me

[shelby @smcottrell21]

People in retail always complain about having to work on thanksgiving/Black Friday but I never see healthcare providers or law enforcement or military, or anyone else obligated to work on holidays whine about it quite like they do

[Em @emorgan31]

@brenna_neu @erinlyman36 I’m sorry, I’ll do better

[The Common Man @tcm97]

“Are you free later?”

Hmmmm let’s see..
4:00 - wallow in self pity
4:30 - stare into the abyss
5:00 - solve world hunger, tell NO ONE
6:30 - dinner with me, I can’t cancel that again!

Sorry I’m booked.

[The Common Man @tcm97]

Stop using the R-word
Stop using the R-word
Stop using the R-word
Stop using the R-word
Stop using the R-word

[Em @emorgan31]

Believe it or not, this is a daily occurrence and we are nine weeks in...

[Em @emorgan31]

Just watched a lacrosse game end in a game of Rock Paper Scissors for a winner, I guess there’s a first for everything

[Em @emorgan31]

Ya jammin out by yourself is fun but singing your lungs out to old songs with your best friends just is something else I tell ya

[Em @emorgan31]

@brenna_neu @feelingwhitneyd We are such a mess 😂😂😂

[brenna @brenna_neu]

Give back to the world, it feels so good, I promise.

[cait @c8_tha_gr8]

Genuinely worse than seeing your ex with a new girl https://t.co/QepZM42eew

[Em @emorgan31]

So annoyed with myself I’m taking a nap to get a break from me.

[Em @emorgan31]

Why do people do things that are bad for them?¿