Bored

Gay

[Bored @Emp_ythoughts]

Men deserve nothing

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Our parents really did something special by printing our pictures and keeping them in albums

[- @diffident_]

sometimes i’ll spend a whole week dreading one completely normal adult task and putting it off until i have absolutely no choice, only for it to take like six minutes and go completely fine. very cool. glad we all suffered for absolutely no reason

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

they tugged on one direction’s wig a bit with this one

[hani @crucifynisis]

“do it scared” i do everything scared because i dont have a relaxed nervous system and it always feels like im held at gunpoint

[goma @soigomaa]

If you're ever lost/stranded change your voicemail immediately to say where you are, who you were with, what time you arrived etc. When people notice you're missing and start calling you, the voicemail may just save your life especially if your phone goes dead or you have no service.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Cats take bathroom security very seriously. Doesn't matter if they're half asleep, they're still reporting for duty.

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

Call me boring but I think the idea of learning plant identification is so fucking cool. Imagine pointing to a random ass plant outside and the person infront of you can tell you EXACTLY what it is?? Like ALL of these lil flowers?? HELLO??

[ren ⚢ 🤎 @guarddogstud]

my period is 4 days late..... oh my god my femme actually did it

[Nanami Kento @rj_hooks]

Once I saw Black people and French animation I locked in

[Dylan @DudeSkipper]

This movie makes me yearn for the age of DVD behind the scenes extras

[َ @fleshpoet]

my brother he tossed himself off a roof my sister she buried me alive my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldn’t look at me kindly lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

great time to get an english degree honestly nobody can read or write you might become scribe to the king in the next 15 years if you know cursive the way things are going

[Demii @shiftenter19]

You guys don’t understand how insane fantasy is 😭

Someone really sat down and created an entire world from their imagination. Whole continents. Histories. Languages. Magic.

I love fantasy so much.

[miia @miiagarro]

how do i explain to people that i can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with them

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

Sneaking into The Odyssey with 28 of my friends by cramming into a giant wooden horse and leaving it outside an IMAX with a note saying it’s a gift.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[bONGO 🌐 @wariocolosseum]

it’s very refreshing seeing a company actually push back against ai instead of submitting to it

[ً @filmferrari]

they deserved so much more recognition

[mogul @sramzzad]

the older I get, the fucker the no

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

Mid budget Black comedies that didn't feel like they were trying to explain Black culture to white people>>>