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the village idiot

[eeepee @emperischwartz]

me every day for no apparent reason

[eeepee @emperischwartz]

this country is fucking ill. fuck you donald trump. fuck you if you didn’t vote or voted third party or voted for trump. fuck you elon musk. deleting this app now. <3

[eeepee @emperischwartz]

me liking every libbed out GO VOTE instagram story i see today

[sunshine baby @sweetiddies]

THAT’S FOR MAKING ME ACT INSANE

[eeepee @emperischwartz]

my friend said he was gonna make me a mixtape and i thought he just meant a spotify playlist, imagine my surprise when i received an hour long personalized dj set. lol. love him 🫶

[eeepee @emperischwartz]

currently bearing witness to my ex situationship stealing my coolness and passing it off as his own 😸 feeling violent 😸😸

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

loving the new developments

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

the whole chappell situation in a nutshell

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

some of you needed to listen up when hannah horvaths mom warned you about spending your twenties socializing weird men like they’re stray dogs

[eeepee @emperischwartz]

is this a safe space to say The Dare kind of gives me the ick

[The Onion @TheOnion]

This Week's Onion Magazine: https://t.co/9fQctmtZi2

[eeepee @emperischwartz]

i gave my friend my library card info and we share my audiobook account so essentially we are common law married

[tay @hairball1952]

fuck it, talking heads sensory video

[eeepee @emperischwartz]

@arbyshatepage me when i remember

[eeepee @emperischwartz]

i keep forgetting i bleached my eyebrows. like why are the old ladies playing mahjong at the coffee shop giving me weird looks and not responding to my sweet kind smile? and then i was like oh right that makes sense!

[miss world @filmvirgo]

i always get this feeling that i should be elsewhere

[eeepee @emperischwartz]

if you have an ugly boyfriend keep him OFF my feed! it pisses me off