emma

[Jo @puckdrop]

Hoping Mitch has all the individual success in the world but I can’t root for that team under any circumstances

[emma @empng_]

trying to explain the marner thing to my friends who do not care all that much about sports is so. it’s So.

[Jo @puckdrop]

Yeah

[emma @empng_]

WHAT do you mean marner’s going to vegas

[emma @empng_]

evil spirits are in the phone at work and they keep calling themselves “customers” and that they want to “place a cake order.” calling bs rn they just don’t want me to finish cleaning

[emma @empng_]

yeah sure just walk away from your till in the middle of a rush. who cares, right

[emma @empng_]

sometimes being the senior-most cashier on shift is like herding cats

[emma @empng_]

hello my name is Customer and the concept of a 15 item limit in the express checkout is new to me. this huge cart-wagon full of groceries is okay right?

[emma @empng_]

my gut a few days ago: yeah i’m okay with eggs
my gut right now, after 2 eggs: Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad

[emma @empng_]

hey man. where are you going.

[emma @empng_]

one of the most stressful things is the security guard at your work running

[grace ✗෴✗ @warmhheart]

He is Risen. and by He. haha well. lets justr say. my peanits

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Jesus was a carpenter which means for a split second when they handed him his cross he probably clocked it and was like hmmm cedar

[alaska ★彡 @onlinegirlie]

i forgot jesus died today FUCK i knew the vibes were off

[ttyd @atousl]

There’s always a white guy at the bonfire who really fucks with keeping the fire going and I respect that

[emma @empng_]

twice now i’ve had to stop scanning items bc of a sneeze only to not actually sneeze. cruel world we live in

[cabby @cabby]

(getting jumped by 2 non-binary people) fighting tooth and nail rn

[emma @empng_]

no more mbti. astrology is out. cookie run is the only accurate measure of an individuals personality.

[emma @empng_]

fever dream a few nights ago but i was wide awake and my friends were assigning everyone characters from cookie run

[emma @empng_]

i said i called dibs on dragon fruit cookie, to which they all agreed, but then (without me saying anything bc i was zoned out) i was also told i had chilli pepper cookie vibes