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@Dexpectations12 @3YearLetterman @goldencorral @GuyFieri Source?

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@ArtCandee @RonFilipkowski Too early to tell. Harris got a positive bump when she was nominated, but there’s no guarantee that will continue.

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@RonFilipkowski This muddled assessment of bad guys is common.

On the one hand they’re cunning and devious.

On the other hand they’re stupid.

Even Dick Cheney, the mastermind from the bunker, proved to be a bad huntsman.

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I didn’t know @3YearLetterman was a Trump speechwriter.

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Trump says he will fire America’s military generals and replace them with NASCAR drivers and football coaches

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@3YearLetterman @TeenMom @Janefonda @HanoiGrapevine @F1abraham @SenatorLeahy @Coach_Fleck @ExoticDancerMag @TractorSupply @RuPaul @Whitesnake And he did it without a single DVD to his name.

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@3YearLetterman @adultdiaper @Metamucil @NHRcongress @CourtAnne1225 @AARPFoundation @DonaldJTrumpJr @DrBiden @JimmyCarterNPS @NurseYard @Whitesnake Europe has its own issues these days.

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@TheReverendNess @alexiskapay Henry Ford was born in Nebraska under his birth name Martin Luther King.

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@TheSnarkTank99 @alexiskapay @3YearLetterman Ford invented cars that WIN.

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Geezer War 2024.

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@edwards21228 Most distinctive singers list, yes.

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.@StinkinGenius1 My joke is “better” (meaning worse) than yours about Caitlin Clark dominating news by playing in the NFL - Clark being 9 months’ pregnant with Shohei Ohtani’s baby. Now THAT would dominate the headlines.

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@TheRickWilson Actually, back in 1947 people were claiming that Hollywood was controlled by the USSR.

But the only people who remember that are the people who know that the phrase “America First” predates 2016.

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@AdamKinzinger Was Elvis 215 pounds also?

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@ScooterCasterNY Disloyalty to Trump will be punished.

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@TheValuesVoter I don’t know why people are even discussing the 2024 election.

As President of the Senate, Harris has the unlimited power to declare Biden the winner.

After all, that’s what we (literally) fought over on 1/6, right?

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The beauty of the 2024 election is that both parties can use the exact same message, thus saving costs:

“If you don’t vote for my guy, the crooked senile geezer is gonna win.”

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.@OddCoupleFSR What about the case for Bill Russell as the G.O.A.T.? This author notes the defensive skills you praised.

https://t.co/JH3gtpIyMd

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@MaryLTrump Cash. Checks can bounce.

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@StinkinGenius1 And you probably won’t get people to shovel YOUR driveway.

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.@PlankShow @StinkinGenius1 For those who think “sell the team” yields immediate results, I offer two words: Washington Commanders.