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[yolanda @NOREGRETS65]

If you didn’t work in healthcare during Covid shut the fuck up!! Thank you Dr Fauci!

[Fubar🇨🇦 @Captain_Fubar]

Really awesome how a virus that realistically should have been resolved in a couple months with voluntary quarantining instead lasted several years because being asked to follow basic instructions by a government institution drove %30-40 of North America insane

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

Alive and well you stupid bitch

[Sara @SaraCivian]

I’ll never understand when you say “I’m sorry” to express condolences to someone about bad news they shared with you then they go “it’s not your fault”

Like ok Good Will Hunting I’m not saying I killed your grandmother I am sorry that she died. What are you hoping to achieve

[Deva Hazarika @devahaz]

If you routinely get terrible service it’s because you’re a rude person

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[the sluttiest duras sister @feraltribble]

@ethanjuiced She kinda ate your dramatic ass up tbh!

[A✰ @Avazoey_]

read again

[ollie @ledytoss]

guy in community college wrote an essay intro so bad that I’ve kept it in my notes app for the past 3.5 years

[i need $20 @ehjovan]

i fucking hate houston i miss my gay friends and my fucking fag hags i miss disgusting horrible brooklyn i miss the ridiculous J train and i miss my favorite homeless man that only spoke in groans i fucking hate this shit country only nyc is real

[ava 🌞 @moonsoultarot]

When you have 12th or 8th house synastry lol

[J. @TheKingofReads]

Leave yall ugly ass French bulldogs at home. Nobody wants to sip drinks next to your dog dying in the heat.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i would be out til 7am too if i also didn’t have a job and lived with my parents at age 32

[Treseph 🍉(100/100) @treseph_]

Shoutout to Delta LMAO

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

Lots of leftist men do not reckon with their own misogyny because they think they are absolved from the patriarchy in some way because of their proximity (not involvement) to feminism and so they really make for the worst most manipulative romantic partners of all time

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

sending in a bunch of fat, untrained 40-year-olds with guns to deescalate the most crowded and stressful places in the country should be fine

[🗽🪬s ü ß f o t z e 🇬🇩🇹🇹 @_ANDSTFU]

Hot take: Southern hospitality is a myth. You guys are very sarcastic and oddly unkind in situations where it’s not really warranted.

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

women who sleep with married men and believe their lives fascinate me so much. “we havent had sex in two yrs” “we are just like roommates” “i dont love her, i love you”like wow ok you believe this bs

[kar @bustitopen420]

unemployed @KristiNoem