Emily Funkhouser ™

Just waiting for the next dream to live.

[conan gray @conangray]

fuck

[Emily Funkhouser ™ @emrosefunk]

Goodbye Twitter. I need to be more intentional with work, school, and this amazing city I live in. You've been fun.

[Emily Funkhouser ™ @emrosefunk]

Also shoutout to myself for saying baby puppies in my last tweet. That's like saying Child Kid or Dad Father. Proud of myself.

[Emily Funkhouser ™ @emrosefunk]

Seriously in love with Portland. So many hipster men and baby puppies, and hipster men with baby puppies... I can't even.

[Emily Funkhouser ™ @emrosefunk]

If I was you, I'd wanna be me too

[Emily Funkhouser ™ @emrosefunk]

So I've decided I am going to marry Blake Lively. Ryan's just gonna have to get over it.

[Emily Funkhouser ™ @emrosefunk]

@Branscomb_kayla 😡

[Emily Funkhouser ™ @emrosefunk]

I hate when adults make fun of me for buying jeans with holes in them. Like why don't you go fix the holes in our economy Ronald? 😑

[Emily Funkhouser ™ @emrosefunk]

Watching Portlandia while living in Portland just makes its ten times better.

[Emily Funkhouser ™ @emrosefunk]

I refuse to download Pokèmon Go #Idontneedanotheraddiction

[Wells Adams @WellsAdams]

That moment when you realize your celebrity crush rocks a galaxyS and you know it would never work cus all your texts would be green 😔

[Emily Funkhouser ™ @emrosefunk]

@YouCanCallMeRae I cried 😭

[Emily Funkhouser ™ @emrosefunk]

My parents just announced they're taking us to Disney in November and I'm literally crying 😭🙏🏼💥

[Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog]

10 Reasons Why Wells Is The One Who Got Away…From The Bachelorette https://t.co/l1LJIXTUtK

[Kayla Branscomb @Branscomb_kayla]

Today's gonna be good☺️

[Emily Funkhouser ™ @emrosefunk]

Only balled my eyes out watching the bachelorette #nbd

[Emily Funkhouser ™ @emrosefunk]

Just always trusting God in the midst of everything 😁😜💙

[Emily Funkhouser ™ @emrosefunk]

I love cutting my fingers on my shattered phone. All I want to do is text my mom and I start bleeding. #fml