Elsa

Thoughts the world should know. or maybe not.

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I’m defending the land I have left. Click https://t.co/FcFsSZTtgg to do the same.

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Public lands are our heritage. These lands belong to all of us. @SecretaryZinke #MonumentalMistake

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Public lands are our heritage. These lands belong to all of us. @SenOrrinHatch #MonumentalMistake

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“We are prone to speak of the resources of this country as inexhaustible; this is not so.” –Teddy Roosevelt @realDonaldTrump

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I wouldn't say I'm good at beer pong, but people in Austin suck at beer pong

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If Hannah and Adam get back together for the series ending of #hbogirls I'm gonna be pissed.

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You gonna keep taking off your pulse ox? K, then I'll tape it to your toe where you can't reach it.

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@elonuniversity I love you and all, but TEN emails in one day asking for money is absolutely ridiculous #elonday

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Bought a new Tupperware to bring salads to work. It makes me so happy to eat out of it. Is this what being an adult is?!

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@nfactorial @OldNavy is this the tops I love?

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@nfactorial sounds about right

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I drunk bought a plant

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So many azns here, where are my fellow whiteys?

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@nfactorial you're only allowed to go places that I want to visit

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@nfactorial so pretty! What's the occasion?

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What ever happened to Dakota Fanning?

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Eating a Canadian bagel, drinking a beer, and watching Girls. #postnightshiftfeels

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Spent my last moments of 2016 giving a lactulose enema. 2017, my standards are low so don't let me down. #nurseproblems #NewYearsEve

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I should have started a tally of how many times I've called @XFINITY about fees on my account... they are crooks who keep adding charges.

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If no one knows that I went to the gym do I really need to shower? I'm leaning towards "no".