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RN • nightshirt • vacc’d • masked • socially distant • BLM • stopAAPIhate • tweets are my own, not my employer

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2023: slow down

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@sfbaygoodwill i made a purchase at your Burlingame store and my CC was charged twice. Who can I talk to about reversing this charge.

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@MurseWordsworth WOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOW

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@SFMTA_Muni YOURE A HERO

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Hi @SFMTA_Muni, do your parking attendants really monitor vehicles that are parked for >72 hours? The vehicle outside of my building has been there since Monday and hasn’t moved. I’ve been trying to wait for the spot for loading purposes. I asked the driver to move, he would not.

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All of my prime day order: stolen. Thanks @amazon delivery driver for leaving it on the sidewalk, unsecured, despite living in an apartment complex with security systems and locking gates.

I didn’t need the cane to help with walking or anything.

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Since the Boston Marathon Bombing, I have not celebrated any type of fireworks activity from the PTSD of the loud booms.

Heard them this weekend and my body is incredibly activated and exhausted from from stress.

How does one get over the PTSD?

Asking for Americans.

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You know what’s insane?

Waiting 20min for a bagel + cream cheese at @panerabread

Why do 5x family orders get prioritized over mine? It’s a very simple order.

Please explain.

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@quelsee Omg, he uses the shrug emoji? How ✨unique✨

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@mhdksafa These are the kind of stories I came to see on Twitter! I am glad this Angel was there to help you! I hope you got some kind of break from the stress! Hearts and hugs to you and your family!

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@MurseWordsworth PROUD OF YOU!

Who knew I was working alongside excellence?! Sike, I work nightshift lol

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@MurseWordsworth That’s what a patient called me!

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Love these male nurses!

Sincerely,

“The Japanese nurse with the big boobs”

[💥 Nurse D, RN/1L @TakeThatNurses]

My job, as the 6’3” male nurse, is to be available when some creepy pervert patient tries telling the cute new grad nurses and aides that he can wash every part of himself except his privates.

“Hello sir, I hear you’ve requested assistance getting washed up”

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@_margopolo Oh, i don’t know! I’ve been pretty disconnected from TV since I started walking again!

However, I’ll prob get sucked in again because what person get bilateral knee surgeries in 1 year? THIS GIRL.

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Joined a Pilates studio.

(This is a cult, right?)

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@MurseWordsworth WOWOWOWOWOWOW

[jodie @jodieegrace]

my bf explaining the pga and liv merger in terms I can understand

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@DaunenJ @ask_aubry The rules are fake. Made up. Don’t matter.

[cAseyDHD @caseydanielee]

Nurses asking for rationales on med/treatment orders isn’t to undermine you. Sometimes we just want to understand your thought process so that we can make it make sense to ourselves.

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I have a feeling something is inherently wrong with my right knee.

It’s been clicking and painful in certain positions.

I’m afraid of going through knee surgery again.

🥺💔😩