Emma Rule Layton

Copywriter. Pencil biter.

[Emma Rule Layton @emrulelayton]

@Qantas Thank-you, I have sent those details through

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We are flying tomorrow and the seats we chose (because I’m pregnant) seem to have been reallocated. Could someone please assist? @Qantas

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Michelle is not a GIRL she’s 49 year old woman. This is so infuriating. #MasterChefAU

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@leaantigny How fucking tiring is this kind of comparison

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Robert Walls just said that @WestCoastEagles played well because it was the biggest game we have played in for five years and that Shuey is really good. Ummm Shuey didn’t play and we played in a GRAND FINAL in the last three years 🤔#afltonight

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Brennan missing out on the GF is a tragedy and if Cotchin had missed there would’ve been rioting. #AFLWGF

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Thursday night @FOXFootyLive panel scoffing at the suggestion that Brennan is anything like Nick Riewoldt. Good to see nothing has changed.

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I just found a fly sitting on the bristles of my toothbrush. Obviously Xmas is cancelled until further notice.

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Want to write an Insta caption for a dish using squab. Squab goals. You know?

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@leaantigny Lollllll

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@leaantigny I'm in such a slump. Trying short stories for my short attention span.

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I know I should be thinking about the plebiscite but it's too depressing. I'm depressed about The Bachelor instead. #plebicite #BachelorAU

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This pisses me off. Of course she doesn't have to jump out of a plane. She doesn't have to do anything! #thebachelor

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New idea: epidural for periods #innovation

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@FyfePeter I feel you're deliberately missing my point here.

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@FyfePeter She just made 19m in twenty minutes over night. That's the relevant conversation.

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@shesaidso Hahaha right?

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If you still can't talk about Kim K without mentioning the sex tape you are not only sexist you're also DULL. SO DULL.

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She doesn't know ANYONE who doesn't like pork belly? #MasterChefAU

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@mikedoeslife I think it was too loud and I was packing things and I couldn't handle