e.l. 🇵🇸

always ready for adventure but also always ready to drink wine and take a nap. my main talking point at parties is that I am an archaeologist. (she/hers)

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, you misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

[(fan) 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞. @BlueCFM_]

Las empresas cuando descubrieron que podían dejar de pagar la hora de comida cambiando el horario de 9-5 a 8-5

[Danielle Franz @DanielleBFranz]

Earth Day was created by an American.

The National Parks were created by an American.

Conservation is an American tradition.

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

The last time America had two different super bowl halftime shows was during the Civil War. That should terrify you.

[Saint Louis Zoo @stlzoo]

Penguin bubble party? Yes please! 🫧🐧

One-year-old rockhopper penguin Bumi had a blast with bubble enrichment! Keepers set up a bubble machine for the indoor habitat at Penguin & Puffin Coast for a fun bubble party.

[e.l. 🇵🇸 @Emryann9]

Now that I am nearing my 30s my SAD starts much earlier so it’s really depression, allergies, tomatoes, and spooky depression 🎃

[Molly Fitzpatrick @mollyfitz]

The four seasons are depression, allergies, tomatoes and spooky

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Mitt Romney: “A very large portion of my party really doesn’t believe in the Constitution.”

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

One reason I was never a critic of rainbow capitalism or pink capitalism is because I said folks you’re not going to like the opposite

[trash jones @jzux]

RFK jr is healing my imposter syndrome. maybe I’m actually fine at my job

[ruby¹ @ALYSAL1U]

how it feels to watch Taylor Swift get engaged

[erika @yeeeerika]

the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

you want me to do pilates? the thing that killed jesus?

[Hingle McCringleberry @Jalexandria22]

Everything I used to love is unusable garbage now. Google, Southwest Airlines, tv streaming, online shopping - greed is destroying literally EVERYTHING

[Peggy Gabour @peggy_gabour]

@RossKneeDeep

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

That was a nice hour long twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow