Emily Reed

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[Dean Tester @DeanTester]

The worst clock management I’ve ever seen from the @packers cost them the game.

Why would they be quick hiking in field goal range?

Why would they call a time out with 40 seconds on the clock before kicking what should have been a game winning field goal with 15 seconds left?

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Entire CNN panel sits in silence as Scott Jennings rips apart the Democrats and the media, says Donald Trump's win is the "revenge of the regular ole working class American."

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"This is a mandate to do what you said you were gonna do. Get the economy working again for regular working-class Americans."

"Fix immigration, try to get crime under control. Try to reduce the chaos in the world. This, this is a mandate from the American people to do that."

"I think I'm interpreting the results tonight as the revenge of just a regular old working-class American, the anonymous American who has been crushed, insulted, condescended to, they're not garbage, they're not Nazis."

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 NEW: President Trump has announced he will be holding a HUGE 250th Birthday Party for America

This sounds awesome.

Trump says it will be called the “Great American State Fair,” held in Iowa, and feature pavilions from all 50 states.

I love it!

It’s so refreshing to FINALLY have a patriot re-entering the White House!

[Emily Reed @ems_reed]

@GatsbysAmerican @nicnewsham 👀🤯

[Emily Reed @ems_reed]

That’s a handsome cameraman 😍

[Iowa State Athletics @CycloneATH]

Izaiah Brockington with the big double-double takes home tonight’s @UScellular Player of the Game!

[Emily Reed @ems_reed]

Clutch

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

MASON CROSBY FOR THE WIN!!!!!!

#GBvsSF | #GoPackGo

[Melissa Francis @MelissaAFrancis]

👇More math less insanity. For the love of God. 😳

[Emily Reed @ems_reed]

152,825 = number of times my 4yo has said why today #its8am

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

So, just to get this straight, if you smoke pot you can be disqualified from the Olympics, but if you are a biological man who takes a year of estrogen you can compete against the ladies in weightlifting

[Emily Reed @ems_reed]

A little late to watching Blue Jay but damn...I fucking love @MarkDuplass 👏🏻😭

[The Dumb Dads @TheDumbDads]

As hard as they are, these are part of the job! #dumbdad #dadspressconference #parentingmistakes @SportsCenter @espn @Skippy

[Mollie @MZHemingway]

Someone get this man a nap, STAT!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

CDC Now Recommends Wearing A Seat Belt Even When You’re Outside The Car https://t.co/Q8BjhQA3lA

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

In Edgy Grammys Performance, Fully Clothed Woman Sings Beautiful Song https://t.co/lHNBjJolKP

[Emily Reed @ems_reed]

Quote of the day in my house, “Hunny don’t wipe your salami all over Batman”. #toddlerlife

[Bethany S. Mandel @bethanyshondark]

Yesterday: Girls, the sky is the limit! You can be anything, even VP! Today: Well, unless you want to excel on a sports team that a biological male has decided to join.

[Kelley Paul @KelleyAshbyPaul]

Hey @jack , remember how for the last three years you have allowed thousands of hateful tweets celebrating my husband’s assault and encouraging more violence against him? I do.

[Emily Reed @ems_reed]

First meal of 2021 = Apple pie with ice cream #notsorry

[Emily Reed @ems_reed]

Merry 4 month sleep regression to all and to all a... not a good night. 😴☕️👶🏼

[Emily Reed @ems_reed]

@jcovo21 The worst!