emily 🤠🪩🫶

living on dreams and spaghetti-os // # leah so pretty

[emily 🤠🪩🫶 @emspizzaswift]

WHAT RHE FUCK

[emily 🤠🪩🫶 @emspizzaswift]

I genuinely can’t tell the difference between the sounds of thunder, military planes, and fireworks in Arlington right now

[emily 🤠🪩🫶 @emspizzaswift]

Wtf is going onnnnn

[E! News @enews]

Karlie Kloss and husband Joshua Kushner are on their way to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding in NYC.✨ (📷: Getty)

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Bro imagine how much fun America 250 would be if Obama was President rn

[Megan Messerly @meganmesserly]

How loud are the flyovers over D.C.?

My *deaf* dog can hear them.

[lady (lauren) jessica @laurenjesholmes]

part of living in the dc area is accepting that at some point you’re probably going to see the biggest and scariest military aircraft fly like 15 ft above you and you just have to go about your day like normal

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Softboy @softboywin]

anyone who had a tumblr account from 2010-2014 has a masters degree in social media

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[sam @saamcarr]

it’s been 3 weeks and i still cannot stop listening to the great divide by noah kahan, it’s an actual masterpiece

[Mak @mak_aura]

Whenever they talk about microplastics I just imagine this stuff floating around in my body

[máire 🩰✨ @mairehan]

My favorite part about the whole interview is Taylor admitting that she did not have the original 10 minute version of the song.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

I just can’t imagine wanting an entire secure ballroom for one man and not wanting gun reform for every child in America.

[emily 🤠🪩🫶 @emspizzaswift]

I feel like I never use this app anymore but I have to make a post to wish the incredible @carlypearce a happy happy birthday!!!! Ily and tysm for always going above and beyond to make your shows so special and fun! You will always be one of my favorites ❤️🎶

[lottie @l0ttiehall]

I don’t care how many years go by or how many influencers get paid to go on brand trips to Coachella, nothing is ever beating this look by Vanessa Hudgens. You just HAD to be there. #Coachella

[THE MAYOR (spider bite haver) @mdsnmchll]

Gen Z is never going to know what it felt like to publicly rank your closest 8 friends while teaching yourself how to write code and listening to Hollywood undead in your best friends parents computer room. they’ll just never ever fucking get it

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Dear Apple, bring back the iPod but make it modern. Not for nostalgia, but for parents who want their kids to experience music and audiobooks without the distractions of apps, browsers, and social media.

[Christina Casillo @chrisrosecas]

I used to text 40404 in 10th grade chemistry class :/