emmy

i wanna do jokes and bits!

[emmy @emstp11]

@_samleee Stacy loved it when you’d be on buzzfeed and not crying to fedex

[sam @_samleee]

and they said my 10,000 hours on buzzfeed tasty were a waste of time. fools

[emmy @emstp11]

drinking beer, tea, and water simultaneously like a goddamn king

[emmy @emstp11]

PUBLISHEDDDDD AUTHORRRRRR

[sam @_samleee]

i put my two favorite motifs (illiteracy and boats) into an article and now it’s in @mcsweeneys! this is nonfiction, i saw it in a dream

https://t.co/sJwdz47WX6

[emmy @emstp11]

does everyone hate me or am i tired: a memoir

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

The amount of daily upkeep required to prevent a situation where you have a huge pile of clothes that you move between your chair and bed is insane. It would ultimately amount to a part-time job

[emmy @emstp11]

to me, this is pop culture perfection. no notes. just perfect.

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

taylor swift: sometimes i feel like everybody is a sexy baby

jacob from twilight: aha oh word????

[emmy @emstp11]

absolutely obsessed with the subtle glamour of the word “lagoon”

[emmy @emstp11]

what if tomorrow we wake up and guy fieri is unbelievably jacked

[emmy @emstp11]

taking control of my life (unsubscribing from emails)

[emmy @emstp11]

sitting next to a 14 year old boy explain the AI photo generator to his mom and it’s so endearing I might cry

[emmy @emstp11]

yelling to my dog I’m in a “transitional period of life” as an excuse to scream sing forever & always for the 10th time today

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

Loving this Kate Bush interview.

[Suburb Septembriseur @primarycatdad]

Need it

[emmy @emstp11]

there’s no difference between a dog and a baby when the baby is on a plane

[JP @jpbrammer]

chihuahuas tremble with the horrible truth

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

They just went to the grocery store. Buying breakfast for their kids. Looking for fresh vegetables. Getting the ingredients for Sunday dinner. They just went to the grocery store, and now they’re gone. It’s unacceptable. It’s devastating. It’s terrorism. It’s white supremacy.

[emmy @emstp11]

are nfts done?

[emmy @emstp11]

it’s me, I’m men

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

Men love to keep a little pile of clothes next to their side of the bed

[emmy @emstp11]

i did not drink enough water today but i DID drink too much coffee