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losing my mind

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Should I fuck around and start tweeting again

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I would choose Luigi Mangione over the bear

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“I’ll find you in every lifetime” is that a fucking threat

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Respectfully, I’m wondering if Fog Lake would like to fall in love in Vancouver on Oct 6

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Searching for my soulmate on Snapchat quick add

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Why are you 26 whole years old having photos from high school on your dating profile

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Isn’t it interesting and fucked up that so many people’s dream is to literally homestead???

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I will be a passenger princess in my own car

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@jizzfacts You’re exactly right lol in a perfect world though

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Been tryna find peace but peace b runnin

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If I had my own personal outside space it would be all over

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The fact that the Seine was unswimmable and toxic before a billion dollar clean up makes me want to do this, but with a brick

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Y’all tell me I did not just read that they have started using killer robots to fight our wars. Guess this is the beginning of the end then, been a pleasure boys

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I could not make up what is happening to me rn lmfao

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Sorry can’t hang out I’m busy at my own perpetual pity party :)

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if Zach Bryan is country, so are the Lumineers

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do you think snoop would come to my funeral

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@TheCinesthetic that movie fucked me up for life

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god help us

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i spontaneously bought my friend and i tickets to see ouija macc in seattle in a month. neither of us has ever been to Seattle