Ethan Thomas

Central College Football ‘26🎓 @CUI_Football🔴⚪️

[Ethan Thomas @emthomas22]

Committed!!!🔴⚪️ @CUI_Football @mac4fb @kyle_pepper68 @coachmaiuri @coachricknelson @CoachBradyWalz

[Jessica Malone Grider @mrs_g_rider]

This girl's father raped her, impregnated her, forced her to birth his baby without medical assistance, left the baby to die on the side of the road and is now in hiding (allegedly) and they're charging HER with murder. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!

[Covie @covie_93]

-It is still Lake Ontario
-It is still the Gulf of Mexico
-It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
-He is still a pedophile.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Luke Guilbeau @sportguyluke]

You’ve had like 100 fucking food recalls in the last 2 weeks alone. Shut the fuck up

[Sam @samhtfc1907]

someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications

[MissAnthrope @LyssAnthrope]

Demanding that babies be born so they can suffocate to death shortly after birth in order to satisfy your uninformed abstract moral preferences is not actually moral high ground.

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

Repost if Pete Crow-Armstrong is your NL MVP.

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i love that our generation managed to kill the stereotype that if you have tattoos, you won’t be able to find a job.

now nobody can find a job, whether you have tattoos or not.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

This should be a federal law tbh

[brandon* @brndxix]

leftists suck at picking battles bro

[Charles Hoskinson @IOHK_Charles]

American healthcare in a single sentence

[Ved @vedantvedantved]

Michelle Obama said we should fix this and everyone called her a communist

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

ladies and gentlemen, this is the moment you’ve waited for… 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝟖𝟖‼️‼️

[Very Awesome, Normal Person. @loveandlightok]

the thing abt climate change is that the earth will be fine, it always has been. it used to be a ball of volcanic ash and primordial soup. we however will not be fine

[claybraham lincoln @ClayLaSoul]

I just hate this framing. The USMNT players agreed to a deal no one else on the planet has ever agreed to, showing solidarity to the women’s team when FIFA won’t, and some folks on here turn around and roast their relative lack of success as a result. That sucks, man.

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

you don’t get to do this. you don’t even want him to play for Team USA.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Clarence Thomas argued the 14th Amendment was written narrowly for former enslaved people and doesn't apply broadly today. Using that same logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets and doesn't apply to AR-15's, but somehow, he's never made that argument.

[Warren @swd2]

Notice when you want an abortion the fetus is a person but when we talk about immigration, actual children are called offspring.

Words matter. They are saying the Nazi shit out loud. Listen to them.