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can't you see that we are the many beautiful things that make up one piece, ain't it grand? tired.

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I challenge you to bump some rex orange county, TODAY

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my child.... just puked...... INSIDE.... my ear

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lil sloth bebe 🦥

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sometimes Akiva makes legit pterodactyl noises and it’s freaky

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mr. chubby cheeks 🐨

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creepy mom question... my baby’s umbilical stump fell off today; should I keep it? 😂

[Emmanuel Nkolo @thegardenofeman]

This is 100% facts 😂😂😂

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lol, psych beeyotch, this baby doesn’t wanna come out #41weeks #evictionnoticehasbeenposted

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guys. my baby could be here this month. THIS. MONTH. I’m sweating

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Tom and I are planning to do pizza and beer for our wedding and I am HYPED 🍕🍻

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it’s a grilled cheese w tomato soup kinda day 🍅

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rly want homemade soup but don’t want to homemake the soup... :’(

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@lexydeclerk let’s go in halfsies

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@BrennaJean9418 ahhh that’s so awesome! dogs are such smarties!

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I think my dog has OCD: a thread

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I’m sure I’ll think of more examples... these were just a few I’ve noticed consistently. anyone else have a dog w OCD tendencies??

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exhibit D: he won’t get into bed w Tom and I at night, until we are both laying down first. I think he does this so he knows he can always lay between us, but if one of us isn’t here overnight it usually takes a few hours before he gives up and hops in bed.

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I always *ever so slightly* judged ppl that eat peanut butter out of the jar by the spoonful... until I discovered Justin’s honey peanut butter and vanilla almond butter. which I now proudly eat by the individual packet 🤤 I’m sorry for knocking it before trying it, pb lovers