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[s🐣 @kishmishkebab]

this is so😭😭😭

[grace @gracefishlove]

sorry for being so vulnerable last night you’ll never hear from me again

[Lach @LachLock]

They don’t make pinball machines like they used to

[Big Sev @PrinceCharmer_]

No sundresses in sight. Just Sambas and oversized jorts 🥲

[nu @erasednigga]

i be at work ugly as fuck😭😭😩

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I was sitting in the bathroom stall at work and I heard some dude walk in, wash his hands, look himself in the mirror, say “I'm a piece of shit” and then he just left.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

what it feels like to want to read but not be in the mood to read

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

i wanna have a party where we only listen to songs i like

[A @seattleiminyou]

It was revealed to me on a 3 hour walk

[໊ @user0000O0]

never let a bad day distract you from the fact that it gets worse

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

everything is more expensive & the president is a pedophile

[parker @_coldbloom]

met a nice older woman at the bus stop and listened to her talk about how much harder life is compared to 40, 50, 60 years ago. I said this life is all I know. she seemed to feel sorry for me and I just smiled. called me a nice young man as we parted, as I knew she would

[em @emv_an]

@AdemLuz Do you want a cookie?

[bleet @lilbleetbitchh]

soon as you tryna Eat and Drive now every light green

[miu @yours__xo]

i hope he’s not using me for my fat ass and beautiful eyes

[kage @sukikage_]

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @mskmalibu]

don’t invite me to game night & y’all playing those freaky ass card games. i like to play uno .. a lil jenga. i am not trying to lick nobody ear

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

This is awesome until you turn 22 and the neuron that makes weed scary gets activated

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Fool me once? Shame on you
Fool me twice? Shame on you
Fool me thrice? Shame on you
Fool me four times? Shame on you
Fool me five times? Shame on you
Fool me six times? Shame on you