Emily Arnold

BCBA, Improviser, Hufflepuff.

[CSz Richmond Theater @cszrichmond]

CJ Bergin took home the coveted gold Solo Cup last Saturday night. Tonight, he tries for two in a row, but has... https://t.co/3jcqjzpomQ

[Emily Arnold @EmWee88]

@PeggyArnold20 is on Twitter. I can't wait to tag her next time she says something ridiculous #myadorablemother

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@LiamFLiamFLiamF is a sweet little child of mine

[Overtime Improv @OTimprov]

@EmWee88 @CultPerfection @baronmind #Leastfavoritefriends

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@CultPerfection and @baronmind are my least favorite friends today

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@Lady_Phantom: "I'm always a slut for donuts"

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Anxiety is like the bully in a 90s kids' movie. The insults are really stupid, but he's terrifying and will shove you in a dumpster

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If I ever write a stand-up set, all of my jokes are going to be about Anxiety #takingawayitspower

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All My Funeral Dresses Are Skanky #autobiographytitle

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"Don't blame me if you don't like the way you sound when you're quoted!" #mylifestory

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We found Nemo! Small fin and all... https://t.co/pxv6D51Bqz

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I'm in love with this city! #ChicagoBits https://t.co/1Re0Du0iGr

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The Bean. Approximately 15 times cooler than expected. #ChicagoBits https://t.co/O0BqSr6tic

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Giant heads deserve love too #ChicagoBits https://t.co/AbbIMpql6R

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"Do you think monkeys give each other handjobs?" #questionsforbrunch #EmilysChicagobits

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Grilled cheese with Mac and cheese. Guys, I think I'm in love. #Chicago #Cheesies https://t.co/QOM6EWz3u3

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While looking at gazelles, a kid: "It's a deer!! No, it's a moose!!" #Chicagozoo

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Gorillas spooning spitefully: the cutest thing I've seen today #Chicagozoo

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TODAY IS ZOO DAY!!! I was told I could pet a tiger #EmilysChicagobits