Tarmac Feline

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[Tarmac Feline @emwhit83]

@TKMaxx_UK Is this really necessary?? This guy has been in this same pitch for decades!! https://t.co/Zuz6ole4VW #smallbusinessesmatter

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@sainsburys Thanks Stephen. Have done that now. #topservice

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@sainsburys Sure thing. It was from the Derby Store in the Intu shopping centre.

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@sainsburys Somebody forgot to put beef in my beef and horseradish sandwich :( #crying

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@eaststaffsbc It's almost like whoever is in charge is doing their best to make sure the market fails. As a trader this worries me.

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@eaststaffsbc who in their right minds thinks that blocking the stalls off with these signs is a good idea?

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@camillalong Was this in this weeks Times? Been a fan of yours since you coined the term 'fanny on toast'. I look forward to reading this!

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@savage_pencil @arrivamidlandsE I came to complain about an arriva driver....clearly they don't even read the tweets properly. # wontbother

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@toysrusuk Just had to wait for Sally and Amy to finish a conversation before she could sell me my Jigsaw #Pethate

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@toysrusuk It would be a good idea to give the staff at your Derby store a refresher on their Customer Service training.

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@CenterParcsUK Do you guys offer any loyalty/discount schemes for regular customers?

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@HulkHogan my fella also has a race today. .. him and his mates doing dirty weekend as an army of hogans #brother

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@NicolaM85268716 haha pretty much. I'm sure they do it on purpose for the #laughs

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Is there a bus driver left alive that doesn't pull off until you are seated? #howrude #fallinginpublic #ouch #goodbyepride

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@Tesco Bacon?? Clearly you have your priorities wrong.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Acting as if you're being spontaneous as you pick the same Meal Deal combination you've had for years

[Tarmac Feline @emwhit83]

@midlandclassic Is this a new policy? I bought two tins back on the same bus about 2 weeks ago.

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@midlandclassic Just been refused service on one of your buses because I have a brand new, unopened tin of paint.

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@ArgosHelpers Apologies, please ignore this he's now informed me it's his TV not the PS4. Thanks for getting back to me anyway #topservice