Emily

[Emily @emyallison]

@Flighty @Ryanair @FlyFrontier

[Emily @emyallison]

@NickHorob @jenhartmann

[alainaroo ⭐️ @alainarhiann]

me when my top songs of 2023 playlist is on shuffle

[Emily @emyallison]

@CelebrityEric @tacojohns Oles or it didn’t happen

[We keep us safe @thequeengeek]

A friend just said to me "Are we supposed to be working during the coup?" and honestly it was the most American thing I've ever heard.

[North Dakota Tourism @NDakotaTourism]

North Dakota handling COVID like:

(Shout out to @connormarchus for this masterpiece)

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

the real news

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Major and Champ. They are the dogs of @JoeBiden and @DrBiden. Champ has already been to the White House, but Major hasn’t yet. Champ can’t wait to show him around. Both 14/10 would be an honor to pet

[Emily @emyallison]

@Gsloanie This took me a gooooddd minute to watch and realize that was not our dorm sink, and this wasn’t some weird shit you practiced on us 😹😹

[threevincenzo @threevincenzo]

Imagine being a grown-ass man, like idk 28, and crying because of Kirk Cousins.

[Celebrity Eric @CelebrityEric]

Pippin is now both the center of attention and at the center of North America. @dog_rates

[Emily @emyallison]

@k_marie225 @olsena05 It’s not just Alabama.....

https://t.co/1cNVDB8Up8

[Emily @emyallison]

@MontanaDakota

[Emily @emyallison]

@dog_rates This is Pippin, my little rescue baby. She’s smilin because she loves walkies .

[UWSP Athletics @UWSPAthletics]

Congrats to @UWSPMHockey's B.J. Duffin, @UWSPWHockey's Olivia Schultz and @UWSPWrestling's Luke Smiley on earning @wiacsports Athlete of the Week honors! #Pointers

[The I.T. Help Desk @UnHelpDesk]

Caller: “Hello, my computer is...(fill in the blank)”

My Brain:

Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
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UHD: “Have you tried turning if off and on again?”

[Knife River @KnifeRvrCorp]

Our prayers are with the families of all the victims of the hellacious CA wildfires. Our team in Chico/Paradise is safe, for which we are exceptionally grateful. As the #CampFire continues to burn, several... https://t.co/VDhcvgbopd

[Emily @emyallison]

@CelebrityEric @BCSlots

[Emily @emyallison]

@djzoll @Ticketmaster 🙌🏼🙌🏼