Emma 🦋

28 • tea & dog enthusiast • 🌍✈️☀️☕️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

You: “The car ahead is going very slowly, I shall overtake”

Driver of slow car: “I know, I’ll start matching the speed of this car that’s overtaking me, that’s the sensible thing to do”

[Emma 🦋 @emyehh]

Casually starting the new year with a small earthquake 😅

[KNMI @KNMI]

Recente aardbeving in Nederland: op 03-01-2025 om 07:07:02 (UTC), (08:07:02 NL) vond bij #Kerkrade een tektonische aardbeving plaats met een magnitude van 2.4 (reviewed): https://t.co/pfdDMD20Vm

[luna ⎕ 🇵🇸 @moonsong69420]

azealia banks: "kesha didn't get raped because she's taller than her rapist and she liked it"
azealia banks: voted for trump & endorsed by him lol
azealia banks: mocked mattys addiction & belittled his fiance & friends looks
matty: i'll slap you
the internet: CANCEL HIM!!!!!!!

[slim riggins @rigginsslim]

at its peak Vanderpump Rules was nothing less than the greatest reality show of all time

[emily @emilyxinfinity]

that next tour better be Still At Their Very Reasonable Ticket Prices

[J @jenythhh]

just sat in self pity and cried in the car. had a change of heart. no irony. locked in. that’s that me depresso.

[Emma 🦋 @emyehh]

@TUINederland I booked and paid for a tour months ago. Today when it was time for pick up no one showed. We have called numerous numbers spoken to numerous people and no one is able to give us a solution. We have been told that we were a “no show” which is simply not true.

[⎕ Lilith ⚸ @_sistermorphine]

Time to read the mentally ill newspaper❤️

[The 1975 TH @the1975_thteam]

The 1975 — Album 6

#The1975

[esra @1989healy]

Hey so I’m crying

[The 1975 TH @the1975_thteam]

Confirmed again by Matty on Reddit!

#The1975

[Wrex Weed @wrexweed]

BREAKING NEWS: Countess Luann saying "be cool, don't be all, like, uncool" during the #RHONY season 7 trip to Turks and Caicos just got a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

[𝐡 @haniellesv]

can we talk about how parents will literally ruin their relationship with their own child all because they don’t know how to apologize and admit when they’ve done wrong

[Dirty Hit @DirtyHit]

11 years @the1975

[hurting @foreversadnesz]

did it hurt? when you had to fade your voice out while you were telling a story to a group of people once you realized nobody was really paying attention?

[esra @1989healy]

Happy 11 years to self titled the best album ever created

[esra @1989healy]

MATTY IS BACK EVERYONE WAKE UP

[J @jenythhh]

bro clocked the fuck back into the office this is crazy