enacko

Self-deprecation, poems that don't rhyme, and retired highschool prodigies

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[max homa @Maxhoma]

The tables have turned. Roast my burrito roll @chipotletweets #ChipotlePartner

[enacko @enacko1]

@PicksByNibs Nobody audit these please

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Darvin Ham doing everything but his job 😭

[Chicago’s Meadow Soprano @acry4helpp]

they should let you smoke cigarettes in bowling alleys

[Austin Dychiao @AustinDychiao]

Don’t forget to tell your loved ones to have a Merry Christmas.

[enacko @enacko1]

Still don’t have cavities

[enacko @enacko1]

I don’t drink water because I’ll rust

[enacko @enacko1]

@Spikeball Stay calm, stay calm, stay calm.

[Spikeball™ Inc @Spikeball]

we’ll let u do the math on this one 😏

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Josh Giddey throws the funniest passes 😂😭

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

This may have been a mistake

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Christian McCaffrey making the Super Bowl is a huge win for the "I haven't watched the NBA since Larry Bird" crowd.

[enacko @enacko1]

I just wanna play doodle jump on my iPod touch why can’t life be that simple

[enacko @enacko1]

Day after day I become more aware that I am in fact not going to amount to anything and should stick to the shadows of Gotham city

[enacko @enacko1]

Do you think Batman has ever fallen asleep in his suit after a long night of protecting Gotham from the shadows? #darkknightneedshisdarkroasttoo

[enacko @enacko1]

My grandmother did not call me handsome for the first time in 15 years. What have I done

[enacko @enacko1]

Still short.

[enacko @enacko1]

Post grad analysis: I'm bad a most things.