Danilo Parsli

Rewiring My Brain. Re configuring my Fecal System.

All mammals pass wind. Do you believe in wind?

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Thinking of going from Incel to being Poly.

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Interested in becoming a global hegemon. Which high ranking government official should I send 1TB of vintage personal toe pics to?

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@daicoszn youre a loser

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Just made a diss track about Crypto! Use grain based currencies! Sand mooning.

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Enjoying the Schwarz Freitag Verkauf!

Purchased a minimised Sweater for My Ducksund Harley. He is taking the Micky. Im on all paws begging for Merci! Need to stop pulling all these triggers. The ads are bombarding me. Im seeing them in my dream. Help Gods!

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@traderadio Get rid of this bloke

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@redrock_bball FYI It's Kat. He reckons he's a top 5 pick.

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@traderadio Sat in the hot seat last week. Burnt my rectus and lead to defecation. Looking forward to seeing who sits in the stained chair this week. Still reeks!

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@redrock_bball Hey Josh, my long time fantasy league started doing auctions as of last year and it was awesome. I'm our league's commissioner. We want to bring in Keepers this year but are unsure the best options to consider. Do you have a resource on how to setup a Keeper league? Thanks!!

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@gregorywawa who?

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Had my password hacked by bots. They stole my identity and pretended to be a woman in Russia. I then met her on a dating site and am flying her out here in November.

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Immersing myself in the works of my heroes. Ludwig and William. Last names not necessary. They are like brothers to me. We've seen each other naked in the bath.

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Daniel Parsley has been under going an intensive re brand. He has stuck his penis to his pubis region using a strong bonding double sided tape.

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@JakeNiallTHEAGE @GWSGIANTS not really

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Just experienced runners high - Taking off your underwear and sniffing them after a long run.
Intoxicating and I understand now why everyone is doing this! Looking forward to my next run!

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@7AFL Bloke is a smug clown. Thinks fans are stupid.

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@jordan_castro2 Have you not listened to Toilet Chronicles? Where they interview toilets from all over the world and share war stories. So many bowls have been painted and the insights are incredible. Few toilets been absolutely destroyed.

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@instymatik The hardest decision for me is what time to piss my pants during my set. Just joking it's easy - at the very beginning.

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@jasondotnews This is fucking embarrassing

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@FitFounder No one asked - Thanks Dan. Enjoy your tiny rig.

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@FitFounder So sick of people comparing Steak and Peanut Butter!

For me it's simple: I can lather my micro penis and tic tac balls in Peanut Butter and masterbate. Steak I can slap my penis with but it hurts (still makes me cum).