El Flaco

Mi otro acento es norteño pero no lo uso porque se gasta.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back "thanks!" to people you haven't talk to in 10 years.

[American Hillbilly @loserXuser]

Arachnophobia is stupid, just let spiders get married

[El Flaco @eneteoMM]

@goneers "They believe they are reconquering land that was theirs". This might sound ridiculus, but what if it was promised to us 4000 yrs ago?

[El Flaco @eneteoMM]

#gringos

[LasVegasFill @LasVegasFill]

An excellent Philly Cheesesteak rolled into a delicious large cheese pizza is ultimate munchies at Lucino's Pizza in Las Vegas! This goes for $50 and feesa 4 people.
What do you think?
📍3035 E Tropicana

[El Flaco @eneteoMM]

@ManuelDeJesusMx @vampipe @mario_delgado @CitlaHM @Javier_Corral #CSPvsInternet

[alfonsa @alfonsa_re]

en esta situación yo me pregunto quién puede no tener ansiedad y ver un futuro medianamente esperanzador

[El Flaco @eneteoMM]

@Rosemarry__vt Duke Nukem maybe or Doom 👴🏻

[Old Oveja yells at @ElDespelucao]

Qué hijueputa mierda esta esclavitud de tener que estar pensando todo el tiempo cómo carajos hacer plata. Qué vida de mierda, qué puto sistema de mierda.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Sometimes I feel stupid that I’m not defrauding the government.

[El Flaco @eneteoMM]

La única ofensiva que llevaron hoy los Steelers es la ofensiva manera de jugar mediocremente y sin OL

[El Flaco @eneteoMM]

Fin de semana de kickoff

[Alpha Files @Alpha_File]

Man to man

[Pittsburgh Dad @Pittsburgh_Dad]

It’s time…

[El Flaco @eneteoMM]

@dhe3g In heaven with Little Sebastian

[sammi. @fxckjijjiforfun]

i dont even fuck around and i still find out

[Gus @gus_aragon]

Estamos en la parte de la película donde el científico avisa y nadie le da pelota 🍿

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Me sitting down to watch NFL football for the first time in six months

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job recruiter: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me:

[El Flaco @eneteoMM]

@realnorma_kay

[El Flaco @eneteoMM]

@HallucigeniaOK "Juanito y los Clonosaurios"

[Montserrat ⛰️ @portilla_montse]

El Estado como el monopolio perfecto