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K-State Alum

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I identify as a piece of mail, because all I do is send it.

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@Reprotoxic1 @HaloSupport Same here. Hope it works when I get home. Void Ultra is the cleanest coating they have in game at the moment. I need it to work.

[Naval @naval]

Free people make free choices. Free choices mean you get unequal outcomes.

You can have freedom, or you can have equal outcomes. You can’t have both.

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#YMHlive speaking of teeth, I’m pretty sure that guy spit a couple out before he chugged that gasoline, @tomsegura .

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If you write dollar amounts like “20$” instead of “$20”, there is a 99% chance your IQ hits below average.

[Saúl Palafox 🔱 @Saul_Palafoxy]

I don’t think my plug understood me..

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I made album covers starring my dog and my friend’s dogs as the artists.

Let me know if I should do more stuff like this:

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obligatory Trigger Warning

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When you accidentally type 🏀🏀🏀🏀👉🏼👅💦👉🏼👌🏼🏀🏀🏀🏀https://t.co/Jo4UUEaf7s

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HOA’s are just a fraternity/sorority for homeowners:

-fines for not complying with the rules
-paying dues
-block party budget
-closet alcoholics
-meetings

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@jessica_franzen 😂😂😂 imagine putting this out on the internet for the world to see

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@scout_moseley1 Kilo and Warden

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Pronouncing “testicles” like an Ancient Greek name.

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The rest of the world: “Wear your damn masks!”

The United States:

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Call that March Madness. 🏃🏻‍♂️💨

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I’m predicting it now:

Mask Off will hit #1 when the vaccines get distributed.

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Twitter needs to rebrand as Hater, because that’s what this app has turned into.