Engineering Student

An engineer from nowhere! Story of my engineering life in 140 characters or less.

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

For my GPA l do not believe in miracles.
I rely on them.

#engineeringproblems

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

I drink coffee because I don't get enough sleep.

And I don't get enough sleep because I drink too much coffee.

#EngineersDay

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

When you do math problem entirely wrong but still get the right answer.

Happy Engineers Day

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

#kikichallange

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

What's conditional probability?

Maybe, maybe not.

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

Roses are red, pi is a fraction
How to fake sudden death to avoid social interaction.

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

I was good at math until the alphabets decided to get involved.

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

University wifi be like..
Wifi: Connected
Me: Then fu****g act like it!

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

I sit in the class for attendance then go back home and teach myself.

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

Thank you student loans for getting me through the university, I don't think I can ever repay you! Thank you.

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

Can I dress up as my grades for #Halloween? They are pretty scary!

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

I leave all my assignments until the last minute because diamonds are made under pressure.

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

Just electrical engineers thing.

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

Engineering is all about wanting to cry but not having time for it.

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

Love of my life is like square root of -100.
A perfect 10 but imaginary.

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

My teachers be like!

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

Just mathematics class.

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

Remember maths?

#EngineeringProblems #maths

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

Yeah @Apple Health, I know!

@JonyIveParody

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

This guy!

[Engineering Student @engineer_stdnt]

Do you know what's scary standing at the cliff and looking down? It's not that you might fall. You are scard that you might jump.