Sarcastic Teacher

We all love teaching, but we all need a good sense of humor to survive it. Follow for a daily laugh or a sarcastic jab; same difference. #teacherhoodishard

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

Today I had 4 kids asking me questions at the same time… not one stopped to consider that they were all asking me at the same time…
My response: I stared straight faced above their heads, walked away and completely ignored all of them.

#TGIF

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

@JrHighTeacher Elta MD - it’s on Amazon.

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

Realizing you have adhd as an adult is frustrating and a relief all at the same time… 🤪🧘‍♀️🤦���‍♀️

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

Me. Every morning.

“Ug… I don’t know what to wear…”

Also me:
“Ope! This cardigan will do. *sighs relief”

#comfortclothes #cardigans #teacheruniform

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

Tomorrow is Tuesday.
That’s it.
That’s the tweet.
😅🙃😩
#whereareyousummer #teacherstruggle #AcademicChatter

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

2021 really just wanted one more stab at me… #ontothethirdyearofhell

[Truss Leadership @trussleadership]

Educators, enjoy your break. No books, no emails, no lists, no compliance. There’s plenty time for that but not today.
Today, reclaim your rest.
Reclaim your humanity.
Reclaim yourself.

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

@nic_piccirillo Good for you! I have too. I have just gotten so tired of hearing myself say how tired of it I was… then I stopped and said, “Wait. This isn’t my job time so why am I even saying this.” Then I stopped. And it isn’t perfect, but it does help!

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

You want to write lesson plans for YOUR classes, do it… but on paper, not a screen.
You want to pre-plan lesson idea, do it… but take notes on paper and complete during your paid time. Stop giving your time for free. Our jobs can’t help us with self-care, but WE CAN!

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

Huge teacher relief tactic: disconnect. That’s how teachers survived in the past. They weren’t connected 24/7… and students, admin, parents, everything still functioned.
So… Don’t talk about your job on breaks. Don’t look at emails. Don’t make up scenarios on future events.

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

This. This is everything I feel this year.

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

@edvcatedx I did! Both my babies are healthy, smart, and perfect! 🖤

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

Sorry if I’m Negative Nancy lately… she’s more sane and over all things that are being neglected while ridiculous things are being micromanaged.

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

Current mood for
EVERY👏SINGLE👏THING!

(Does anyone THINK rationally anymore?) 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

👏👏👏 more of this positive common sense 🖤

[AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready]

Just blocked a guy for messaging me “wyd.” You’re like 50 years old, sir, get your shit together.

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

Has anyone ever used @jlobeauty ?
Experiences? Worth the price? I mean I want my skin to look like JLo’s sooo…

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

@Teacher_Tales_ Sounds like it’s just your uterus growing and stretching.

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

There has never been a harder year as a teacher…
There has never been a year admin has been so oblivious to the hardships on their teachers…
We are not punching bags for everyone else’s “inconveniences.”

We have earned our years of wisdom.

Show us you trust us.

We are tired.

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

Enough.
Exhausted.
Defeated.
Still trying…

[Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics]

I was excited to do the thangs…
until I wasn’t.
Micromanaging hard-working people kills motivation.
😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
You reap what you sow 🤷🏻‍♀️