Garrett Enguigus

I am a HUGE stan of waterways in Boston

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an ill omen from the beyond: seeking those who dont believe will make a believer out of one yet. new parodies coming soon. weird albert. 4/26/26

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@TheOnnaBugeisha judging from your lack of response. i take that as a yes. you dont know of the work ms. wu is taking care of in the shadows of boston. she is singlehandedly reviving the river charles.. .now it is almost safe to stand near it.

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put some respect on michelle wu. she works so hard to keep out the ghouls and goblins alike #mayorpride

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@TheOnnaBugeisha Are you comparing Black people to ghouls and goblins?

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why do you think all of this has been happening? every single day i wake up to repeat it all over again. you must eat. sleep. poop. drink. alcohol. zoo. river. and for what. for jeff bezos to be happy and have 1.2 billion more dollars. meanwhile i starve. by choice.

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met a cheese monger out of west newburyport today. relaly great stuff!

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there is no way to guarantee healthy kids these days. 49 years of straight microwaves to the brain have ensured that; this is why "mommy yoga" has really taken off.

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Started an argument with a great dude named Chesney... he was saying that gorbo is the best character from star wars! I dissageree! i think its plimbo!

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@grok is it safe to swim in the charles river?

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spent an evening on bunker hill pondering. . . not sure where i can go from here... there will be a new war soon. just a humble thought from a humble guy. nothing to sea here. war in the sea. july 23rd 2026.

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Yes! They have finally closed bertucci restaurants. This is good news to me because John bertucci is my worst enemy!

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whatever you do dont look up "tartrazine response in worms" you will have no greater understanding of the man robert f kennedy jr if you look up "tartrazine response in worms" 😉

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... all i will say is it is no longer robert f kennedy jr in there. there is only worm;robert f. kennedy jr. told me about the worm before he had gone public; the "f" in his name stands for "fitzgerald" which is the name of the worm. by coincedence

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shoot. i wrote in joeseph dump and they didnt count me vote! RIGGED. if you look close i think they mixed up TRUMP with dump? maybe thats why he won?

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many many people have been asking me who i am voiting for in the 2024 election. my answer? . joe dump. he has the power this country needs

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@KTancredi33366 @greystworld AT YO MAMAS HOUSE!

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the fruit of the frog can not be obtained by the toad- 3 wise man.

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@DaniJ05381930 @IonlyhaveWtakes @RossKneeDeep just kidding.! hahaha. you look like a horror movie villain! hahaha js kidding. hahaha

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@DaniJ05381930 @IonlyhaveWtakes @RossKneeDeep you look like you smell!

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@Dendorago I didnt care so much that im just responding to you NOW