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Make me laugh

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@BrianLehrer there is nothing “green” about this plan. Hudson suggesting this will bring in more diversity— to one of the most diverse neighborhoods in the city!!— is totally disingenuous. Also, why won’t they release the plan?! The park is on a steep hill. Most is unusable.

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Mt Prospect Park, Brooklyn

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@insanereality Horrifying

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Please support @sagaftra

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@drvolts I’ve long wondered why this isn’t happening everywhere. I vote yes.

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@buitengebieden @SusieFlower That’s Fozzie Bear!

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@KristerJohnson ❤️ happy birthday!

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@Pflax1 This bike lane is awesome but use of it by mopeds, motorcycles, and e-bikes at high speed without regard for traffic signals is not. All users should obey traffic signals!

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

⚠️THIS WILL KILL PEOPLE—Disgusting that @UnitedHealthGrp will now block many colonoscopies using “prior authorization”—doctors are shocked and outraged. Thus, any patient seeking surveillance and diagnostic colonoscopies to detect cancer will first need approval that could delay care by “weeks/months”, if ever—else have to pay out of pocket for $$$$. ➡️Colonoscopy is one of the most sensitive tests currently available for colon cancer screening. Endorsed worldwide—Colonoscopy is the only cancer screening technique that can actually prevent cancer and not just detect it—any delays increase cancer mortality. @UHC basically just told its @askUHC members to roll over and die. @UnitedHealthGrp, and any other insurance that does this, can goto hell. #MedicareForAll #universalhealthcare
https://t.co/1s9AwZZjrf

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Our country’s natural treasures define our identity as a nation.

And they’re a birthright we pass down from generation to generation.

That’s why our historic conservation work is so important.

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@DaveWeasel You should’ve said the bathroom was clean

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@AmiDar @amychozick And the fact that it’s the cover story of the Business section, no less. The woman is a fraud.

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

This is FUCKING brilliant. Watch this from @TheProblem with @jonstewart. Watch every minute from start to finish. The bullshit is exposed.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

@mtgreenee Man that sucks. I was attacked and screamed at in 2018 by an insane woman named Marjorie Taylor Greene. She had no respect for the privacy of me as an 18 year old school shooting survivor or my staff.
She was self righteous, insane, and completely out of control.

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@KristerJohnson Wait until she discovers Fuller House

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@AkilahObviously Slime

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@GeorgeTakei Tweet of the year, just in the nick of time

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@aparkusfarce @NPRinvisibilia Just found you on Twitter specifically to tell you how beautiful this episode is. I hope the recordings create more smiles than tears:

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@shannonrwatts You needed kindling?

[worms cited @christapeterso]

i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:

DAY 1 – ARRIVAL